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disorganized documented splatoon disincompetence -- compilation of writings here: xp2900 player for @hdfoodgroups.bsky.social
won journey's end episode 4 holding zr strong bracket: sendou.ink/to/3884/brac... ggs to all teammates: stan @splatana-stanp3r.bsky.social tini @gvictini.bsky.social exnor #compsplatoon
the rewards for figuring out how to play sturgeon are handsome +220 peak in 1 rotation
If I speak in a stifled and polite manner, he will not notice I am one of the programmatically-operated users. Here is a random illustrated image to help me blend in further.
1: for those requesting unbiased, always available practice with ZERO gatekeeping 2+3: for those desiring practice with opportunity to fight better players who can't say no 4: for those seeking consistent long-form team practice against consistently challenging opponents #compsplatoon
someone asked me how we can have set wins on good players and then get destroyed in weeklies by people who on paper are much worse (figure is oversimplified obviously) #compsplatoon
suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds character
people keep trolling and @-ing us so this is my genuine remark obviously dont play on an empty stomach but can we please not act like slightly better diet is going to prevent you from making bad decisions you were going to make anyway like lets please be real
remember, to pop off, make sure to: - not line up your shots and whiff horrifically - hold zr without re-aiming - commit to dropping for no reason - miss some more - wave your camera around wildly and panic - mash jump and spray with advanced strategies like these, you too can hit epic clips
