Jeffrey Phillips
@11thjeff
San Francisco stuff, tech, politics, stock markets, economics, science, fiction ran for Congress to try to prevent this future one time... no direct message for now please; @ me first
This year's hottest back-to-school accessory is... magnetic heart necklaces, what??
And nobody tell Trump about peak Roman column technology. I don't think he realizes there was an East, and Corinthian is just the third order, not the highest...
Oh lol, nevermind, the new orders are to go after @abdulelsayed.bsky.social I can't imagine why....
For the record, I've been leaning toward team @garymccoy.bsky.social since the beginning. "Gary McCoy has done the work, where Manny just owns the building."
I'm doing my part! (Thanks so much @sftrees.bsky.social and shout out to our group leader Edward! If you want to plant a tree in San Francisco, sign up or donate; FriendsoftheUrbanForest.org)
We have officially reached a Spartan democracy. Bye Athens. (yes, 8–9,000 Spartiates (max!) dominated ~ 200k perioikoi and helots, alone claiming Full Citizenship) In this case, history says what we need is a Second Trump that can veto First Trump's worst ideas "Why 1 King when 2 King more King?"
Ever since his favorite spatula snapped his omelettes have lacked in form and cohesion, struggling to fold and failing to turn as the unfamiliar curve of an alien device scrapes crude iron lines of a surface it was never made to caress. This is not metaphor, but manifestation of man's ultimate decay
Palmer Lucky spied on my college wardrobe and jacked my style but I'm ok with it; I wasn't using those cargo shorts and goatee anyway...
Oh hey, I just noticed Signal de-registered my phone and gave away my account handle. I never even use it. No, it doesn't seem like I was hacked. But this is the second time and I think their system is compromised. Do not trust #Signal
In retrospect, it was foolish to give Elon Musk unfettered access to America's most abundance natural resource: Morons.
When the Blue Checks are mad, we know Saikat made the best decision for the city, and for the nation. Connie Chan won without money; she rose on the power of endorsements from all sides, and Mr Chakrabarti's is an important one. Not his money. Just his vote. We're All In On This
Lately instead of fresh hash browns or potatoes O'Brien, I've just been adding potato chips to my omelettes, like a homemaker stretching a casserole... And it just. Keeps. Working. I can't keep getting away with this??
LinkedIn suggested "Head of Investments & Liquidity" to me yesterday ...at Anthropic! Sweet child, if you're down me... (What, was Zackary Kirkhorn busy?)
Garry Tan is secretly freaking out that the Billionaire-friendly State Senator he has on speed dial won't win, and he's taking it out on his second choice. Connie Chan is gonna win this, folks!
Here for instance is a map of all the districts where @saikatforcongress.bsky.social came in 2nd instead of 3rd. Basically, if your neighborhood is the site of recent waterfront condo development, Mr Chakrabarti would like your number
Figures so far. Connie Chan pulled twice the votes Saikat Chakrabarti did. Can't imagine last minute votes are much different—we're a vote by mail city.
He looks like a Doctor from the TV, and he's an Admiral. It's literally that deep.
Influencer campaigns are the most transparent bullsh!t ever. Elon Musk used to complain about The Current Thing because as a Billionaire oligarch, advertisers pitch Current Thing ad-buys directly to him Our tax dollars at work lobbying to spend our tax dollars! Where's my #MedicareforAll Moonshot?
Hey... vote! It's the best way to get this country back on track to Progress and abundance for regular working families, folks like you and me! Primaries are when the real direction is chosen. Don't sell out San Francisco to any flavor of tech bro—I voted for Connie Chan.