I shaved my head and trimmed my beard a year ago. There are 4 current reasons for my next haircut in order of likelihood 1. Just after getting my next government ID picture 2. I've had a dog for 6 months and want to confuse her 3. Someone I know has cancer and needs a wig 4. I've met someone

Like this?

Oops, rotated the camera

I review records for the @podcasttsa.bsky.social record club. Look at my silly beard as I talk about music. Sorry, but I'm not really that into hardcore

I made a thing

Excuse me. What are you doing in my apartment?

Seriously Google? This fucking thing made it through your Gmail spam filters?

Came across this on Instagram

Constant source of entertainment. I don't think it will fit, but good luck

I make my own messages for the notifications. This is one of the nicer ones for myself

I guess that was 6-7 gunshots I heard at about 4:23 am. Insomnia had me awake since 3

You want me to pay in order to pay you? Sounds like you really want my payments in coins

It's been like this for several minutes. Tinder has finally given up on me too, and I'm not mad at them, I get it.

At least during this nonsense, the cars with the loud exhaust and/or stereos blaring aren't driving by...

A friend just texted me this

I live in a 3rd floor apartment so as long as the building hasn't partially collapsed my Roomba should be fine I feel your pain lil Roomba, I live my life like I'm stuck in one way or another

My turkey

Important science alert

Great

I've been getting these since my 30's and I'll be 50 at the end of October

First time taking in this view after two years living here Disappointed this isn't B/W like real photography should be, stupid phone camera...

I hope they publish mine

Amazon product listing for a wok

I guess this makes it official. California is now part of Canada. Please send me my universal health care and hockey sticks, eh

Elon is really taking his breakup with Trump hard. We should recognize right now he is really hurting, and definitely NOT send videos and memes of Trump singing Grimes songs to Elon on Twitter.

There's a video crew and a few cops outside of my office filming a propaganda video in support of the police And they parked in a fire lane... Maybe start by following the same laws everybody else has to and you won't need a PR department #ACAB

#HBOMax please fix your streams. Every game I view has these pauses in them making them basically unwatchable #NHLonTNT can't believe I'm actually paying for this crap

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