14Cookiesinajar

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Just.... Trying to get my life together as Current Events unfold...

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14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Jul 18

The L Kiosk, where you can get all your Ls. A screenshot from Little Witch Academia..... I think.... Ive had this for so long lol. A pigeon sits atop the yellow sign.

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· May 31

Japanese frog from the print The Actor Ichikawa Yaozo II as Tenjiku Tokubei (1768) by Ippitsusai Buncho

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· May 18

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· May 12

Nostalgia

A screenshot of a game from 2000 called Olive Wars!
Two valiant olives one black and one green shoot down other falling vegetables, as if they were cannons and the pimento ammo.

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· May 5

Asbestos. WE COULDN'T LIVE THE WAY WE DO WITHOUT IT.

An image of the Twin Towers with text:

When the fire alarm went off, it took two hours to evaluate New York's World Trade Centre.
The bigger the building, the more important fire proofing becomes. That's why today's buildings have asbestos-cement walls and even floors containing asbestos.
Asbestos contains fire, cannot burn, and holds up after metal and glass have melted down, giving people vital time to escape.
You'll also see asbestos sealing plumbing joints, insulating heating pipes, electric motors and emergency generators.
Asbestos. WE COULDN'T LIVE THE WAY WE DO WITHOUT IT.
When life depends on it, you use asbestos.

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Apr 20

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Apr 15

The Padme and Anakin meme where Padme asks something and Anakin stays silent so she asks it again more seriously:

Anakin: We will be taking the ultra-weathy and global elites

Padme: And funding the libraries, right?

Anakin:...

Padme: And funding the libraries, right??

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Apr 14

I blocked them but I have GOT TO vent to someone about this- I fucking summarized THEIR OWN STANCE, "we would have no one left" accurately as the entire military being complicit and they followed up with That's Stupid. LIKE BRO THAT IS BASICALLY WHAT YOU SAID. *YOU* SAID IT. Just worded different!

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Mar 20

"It's a pot on a stove. It gets real hot. Im not worried about it" said the frog

Rubén Pantaleon said the heat didn't bother him as he used a squeegee to clean car windshields at an intersection in Thermal on Thursday afternoon. He wore shorts and had a supply of electrolyte drinks on hand.

"I drank three of those so far," he said under the blaring sun. "It's the desert. It gets real hot. I'm not worried about it."

Several cities on Thursday experienced their hottest March day on record, according to the National Weather Service"

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Mar 7

Don't make me have to go to bat for Biden, my dude.

Context left out from the full quote that it was a joke:

Well, I was a kid. I was a relatively good athlete and a pretty good student, but I stuttered.

Now, if I told you all earlier, when I was a kid I had a cleft palate or club foot, none of you would have laughed, but it's okay to laugh at stuttering. I'm not being critical of you but think about it. It's the one place where people think you're stupid. Oh, really? I'm hell of a lot smarter than most of you. Well, all kidding aside, it makes you feel really small, makes you feel really small.

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Mar 1

The Hindu goddess Kali's got you covered...

The Hindu goddess Kali, blue skin and long dark hair. She has a skirt of severed arms and a garland of heads. She has four arms, one holds a sword another a severed head. A third arm holds a bowl beneath the head to catch the blood. The rest of the body lays dead on the ground. Beneath her feet lies Shiva, her husband. He's cool with it.

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Feb 22

Shoddy picture of a movie theater listing
Iron Lung
SpongeBob

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Nov 27

It's an edited screenshot. Looking through past versions of the page he is not there either. I will never vote Newsom but we gotta be careful with this stuff.

The same Wikipedia article without Newsom's name.

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Oct 25

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Oct 24

Tumblr post that starts with an image with text: A single Japanese radish gives enough energy to a human being to walk 28 feet

User luxtempestas: the second radish is 29 feet away

User transarchist: image of a skeleton on all fours with a hat on in a barren landscape, a picture of a Japanese radish has been photoshopped in just out of reach

User kompanie-mutter: this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Oct 4

9 homes have now collapsed in North Carolina from coastal flooding thanks to the hurricane and one of the ladies said when the home was built in the 80s it wasn't even an ocean view, the beach has just eroded that much and it's very sad and somber but also I can't help it, my brain

Screenshot of Hbomberguy's climate change video where he's responding to Ben Shapiro's comment that people will sell their houses and leave in response to rising sea levels. Hbomberguy has cut his way through a makeshift plaster wall and demands, Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?!

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Sep 23

Screenshot of Tumblr post discussing this exact listing from 2023:

"I'm literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:
1. The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened.
2. Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheist anyway (based)
3. Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... Stay on Earth.

Another user:
The idea that this miracle chair bares the last impression of their son before he was called away from the physical world by God Himself, but they're getting rid of it because it doesn't match the new carpet"

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Sep 22

Yeah, exactly. Because outwardly they're still tripping over themselves to praise him.

Wired article from Sept 5th; "All The President's Tech CEOs. At a White House dinner Thursday night, America's tech executives put on uncanny display of fealty to Donald Trump." Pictured together clearly are Trump, Melania, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg at a dinner table.

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Sep 16

Must we??? Must we though???

Cruise ship towering over buildings as it enters the city of Venice...

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Sep 2

Love playing mahjong with fucking nazis just fucking love it

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Jul 27

Saber emote from Mahjong Soul where she's holding a giant rice bowl and chopsticks

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Jul 18

Alright gang I'm calling it.... You guys can have the word "distraction" in political discourse back once you show me you can handle it.

A mother taking away a box of toys from a child and putting it up out of reach on a shelf, the box is labeled with the word distraction.

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Jun 20

Fate Grand Order's Florence Nightingale using her ultimate ability, a giant pure white version of herself wields a giant sword.

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Jun 20

She's also got a Santa variant...

Santa Florence Nightingale from Fate Grand Order

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Jun 14

We coulda had it aaaaaaaaaallllll... #mahjong

A mahjong board where player is in tenpai for concealed all triplets Yakuman, waiting on a 2 or 7 bamboo. Pulling 3 bamboo. Which is what another player needs to win, and therefore losing the Yakuman.

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· May 26

5 Cliff Racers attacking me all at once while I'm trying to deal with a frost atronach off screen

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· May 11

Like....

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· May 8

This is SICK. SICK. LOOK AT IT. First turn riichi seven pairs! SICK. DISGUSTING. AMAZING I GET TO SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES. IT WAS AN HONOR TO GET MY ASS KICKED #mahjong #mahjongsoul

Screenshot of online Mahjong game showcasing opponents winning 1st turn Riichi 7 pairs draw

14Cookiesinajar@14cookiesinajar· Apr 27