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Mike & Conor are reading bad books. Currently "Night of the Crabs". Ready Player One & Two, Modelland, 64 Squares, Moon People, etc
Our final EMPRESS THERESA episode is now unlocked and available wherever you get your podcasts. Yes, even in Chicago, home of the Winter Olympics! Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFge... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/37Vp... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
Congrats to Hayden and John for winning our Empress Theresa meme contest! Check out the whole gallery here: imgur.com/a/8kYLOPk
Theresa when the President of the United States tells her that hundreds of white spheres are moving toward the city
Having used her plywood to evacuate Israel to Crete, Theresa turns her attention to North Korea, in our latest Empress Theresa episode, now available wherever you get podcasts! Youtube: youtu.be/q6cXYhSfEkE?... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2Z8J...
Bonus mailbag on the 372 Patreon! People are seeing Noobtown in the wild, Boutin got a whole bunch of facts wrong, plus Mike's dad provides some literary criticism of his own! www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...
Our newest EMPRESS THERESA episode is now unlocked and available wherever you get podcasts! Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAjp... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4tHy... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
We're back with our first full length EMPRESS THERESA episode in a month! And WOW is this one full of quack science and insane theories. And plywood. Lots of plywood. www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...
Our 280 Mysteries episode with @thatbilloakley.bsky.social is now available wherever you get podcasts! You know it's a great solution reveal when it provokes reactions that look like this. Get Bill's new audiobook SPACE 1972, out today, at Audible! www.audible.com/pd/Space-197...
And we will be recording our next Empress Theresa episode on Wednesday, 6/17!
We haven't been able to record because we've been busy making MST3K, but that didn't stop Mike from enjoying some Hobo Soup that expired 21 years ago www.patreon.com/posts/hobo-s...
We will return to Empress Theresa soon, but Mike is dealing with this whole "shot into space and forced to watch bad movie things" at the moment. In the meantime, here's a corgi Conor saw in Uptown on Sunday
Look, if they can train a rhino to walk a tight rope, the least you can do is check out our latest Empress Theresa episode, now available a week early on the 372 Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/157747...
We will be recording our next Empress Theresa episode on Friday, May 8th. Sorry for the delay, these two guys can be pretty demanding!
We've also got a brand new 280 Mysteries episode up on the 372 Patreon. The first one we've done that features Idaville tooth collector Charlie Stewart! www.patreon.com/posts/280-my...
Our first full EMPRESS THERESA episode is now unlocked and available wherever you get podcasts! Beats the hell out of watching "Victoria" on DVD! Youtube: youtu.be/3OJJh15RVLE?... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7Fc6... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
Finally, a 372 Episode that ISN'T about Mayor of Noobtown! Our first Empress Theresa episode is up a week early on Patreon! Grab a garbage bag full of cokes and your favorite bottle of steak sauce and dig in to the madness with us! www.patreon.com/posts/155886...
The trouble with these steak bottles was that the cap was so narrow. There was no leverage to twist it. No wonder little old ladies starved to death.
Our next book is the legendary EMPRESS THERESA, and the intro episode is unlocked and available wherever you listen now! Long fingers on the cover!! Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIkw... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7w4A... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
We just announced our next book a week early on the 372 Patreon! Start reading before everyone else! Also, see if Conor can discern passages from past 372 books or great classics of literature! www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
We will announce our next book on MONDAY on the 372 Patreon! Join up to find out what it is before everyone else! patreon.com/372pages
Congrats to the winners of our Mayor of Noobtown patreon meme contest! Check out the whole gallery of entries here: imgur.com/a/xoH6rlC
Even if this had come out, it wouldn't have been the biggest mistake a major publishing house made this month
It's over!!! (Except for 8 more books in the series...) But Mayor of Noobtown is finally over, at least it is on our Patreon, where our latest episode just posted a week early: www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
Our third MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN episode is now unlocked and available wherever you listen to podcasts! And check out this totally non-depressing screenshot of the Harper Collins website! Youtube: youtu.be/ymkWRWZ5IRU?... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0hct... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
All new 280 Mysteries with special guest David Berge, now up on the 372 Patreon! Featuring yet another Idaville animal contest! www.patreon.com/posts/280-my...