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Not So New Here

@3ohio

Freelance book editor. Oxford comma lover. Books = good. Fascists and Nazis = bad. Fuck AI. Part of an American Premier League family.

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Not So New Here@3ohio· 7d

Pic of Trump dead in a coffin from The Simpsons

Not So New Here@3ohio· Jun 1

Hey, why all the Pence hate? He's a total tough guy!

Mike Pence trying to look tough on the border between North and South Korea. He's wearing a leather jacket and has his arms crossed. He's attempting to scowl.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Jun 1

My son is a student in NYC and texted one day, "I'm bored. Think I'm going to walk up to Central Park and touch a tree." NYC is one of the best walks you can take!

Picture of people in Central Park in chairs and on blankets. Buildings and skyscrapers are in the background.

Not So New Here@3ohio· May 30

Really missing this guy today.

Picture of referee Clement Turpin working a game.

Not So New Here@3ohio· May 28

Came here to say that.

Pacifist till it's time to pass a fist.

Not So New Here@3ohio· May 18

Before the world was a raging dumpster fire, I used to just post funny typos I came across. Here's one from the Columbus Dispatch @dispatch.com

Not So New Here@3ohio· Apr 27

I absolutely love it when Merriam-Webster throws shade. 😎

The definition of "boondoggle" from Merriam-Webster. A boondoggle is an expensive and wasteful project usually paid for with public money.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Mar 4

Remember when these 3 queens started running their company and employees were happy and productive while the company became more profitable? I do. And the time for the matriarchy is *now.*

Three characters from the movie "9 to 5" played by Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda, walk through an office.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Mar 3

Imagine being the marketing tool who made this obscenity happen.

Box of cinnamon cereal with the pictures of Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau and text that says "bond of brothers"

Not So New Here@3ohio· Mar 1

This person needs to be in charge. Of everything.

Dolly Parton wears a black sweater. Her blonde hair is in an updo. She drinks a cup of coffee.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Feb 23

I'm screaming!!!

Screen cap showing a picture of Andrew Mountbatten leaving the police station which has been framed and hung up in the Louvre.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Feb 19

This picture is bringing me joy today.

Andrew, formerly known as a prince, looks scared in the back seat as he is driven off in a cop car after getting arrested.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Jan 30

Just spent some time in NYC and finally got to MoMA. Art by Yolanda Lopez, 1981.

Drawing depicting an Indigenous person pointing a finger, text reads who's the illegal alien pilgrim?

Not So New Here@3ohio· Dec 30

Just got back from some time in the DR. Had never been before. Found the people and culture to be just lovely. Delta Air and Delta vacations were just garbo. Go to the Dominican Republic, just don't book with Delta. #deltasucks #deltavacationssucks

Photo of the shoreline with gentle waves, brown sand, and palm trees.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Dec 10

M-W out here getting it done today! 🔥

Screen shot of Merriam-Webster's word of the day which is grift. Grift means "to use dishonest tricks to illegally take money or property."

Not So New Here@3ohio· Nov 24

That Eze pic is the British equivalent of this:

Kendrick Lamar looking straight into the camera during his superbowl performance.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Nov 17

A note on a monitor that says "an editor is an advocate for the reader."

Not So New Here@3ohio· Nov 13

In case anyone still needs a visual:

Bulletin board showing a photo of Epstein and Trump with a string connecting the two pedos.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Nov 5

Feeling this today:

A picture of the Lego version of the character Joy from the animated movie Inside Out. Joy has blue hair and wears a green dress.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Oct 27

Oh @theonion.com, how I love you so.

Front cover of the Volume 61, Issue 41 the Onion paper with a pic of Trump and Epstein time traveling and the headline is "Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled 'Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles'

Not So New Here@3ohio· Sep 1

Hopefully "he" is being treated by this guy.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Aug 27

Not So New Here@3ohio· Aug 22

Time for a female president, the men have done enough damage.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Aug 11

Eddie Redmayne sitting on a couch on a chat show.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Jun 25

Thinking about Republicans and this scene from "The Menu" for some reason this morning.

Character from the movie The Menu, a woman in a smores costume about to become a human smore.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Jun 11

My cup is talking to me. In these trying times, I want it to speak to you too. From Bitty & Beau's in Columbus, Ohio. #believeinyourself

Tall cup of iced tea with "believe in yourself" written in black sharpie on the side.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Jun 2

This was on the magazine rack next to this gem, I kid you not:

The cover of this month's Garden and Gun magazine.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Jun 2

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. No, just NO.

Cover of a ChatGPT magazine.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Apr 2

Cartoon lion as k8ng with crown over eyes.

Not So New Here@3ohio· Mar 28