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Right then. Disclaimer: I have an Eng Lit degree but I knows what I likes. 1. Misery - Stephen King 2. Misery, Slaughterhouse 5, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Rashomon, Lolita (which is horrible). I also read A Widow for One Year at the right time for it to have an intense affect on my entire life.
I am not built for the modern world. Got confused by the OP. Could only mean the second pic right?
Repost with your first crush (Needless to say, Monkey was quite...confusing)
Can't wait for a new haircut to take over Number 10. Should sort things right out. What will it be?
Who wants a heavy handed metaphor for this? This is the track where I stood at Earl's Court on the way home from school. One day, I looked at it and saw a dead rat. No-one took it away. I looked at that rat every day as it slowly rotted, and now you'd never know it was ever there.
Matt Goodwin bellowing the quiet bit like Brian Blessed here. "Matt! Matt! You're supposed to be pretending this is all legitimate, above board stuff! You're not supposed to let the ordinary people know it's a load of shit! Matt! Matt! Matt?"
When everyone turns up to the Grange Hill party as Mr Bronsin except for one Tucker Jenkins
I'm going to hunt this out and get disappointed that the rest of the article isn't just 'yes' aren't I?
There's a new Lord of the Flies adaptation, so cue takes like this. Imagine seeing our governments participate in a genocide and bomb Iran and thinking a book where everything goes to shit when someone says "bollocks to the rules" is slop because real kids on a desert island didn't kill each other.
No cheating! Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Fucking hell
Not content with having a go at immigrants, brown people and the trans community, the Daily Mail has decided to insult me, personally.
I finally worked out why the smiling ladies don't match the horror headlines in these mags. They DO match. The target audience is VILLAINS.
"SEND EM BACK! I SLEEP IN A UNION JACK AND WEAR GEORGE CROSS PANTS NEXT TO A PICTURE OF DIANA I DO! SEND EM BACK!" "Shave those sideburns, hippy!"
Do you think there is anyone left in Labour who doesn't realise at this point that is 100% does not matter how much they pander to the right, they'll be treated like they're Lenin and the Black Panthers combined?
Tl;dr - in this tweet, Melanie Phillips assumes that she is one of the 'moderate' conservatives Breivik was attempting to start a witch-hunt against, and not one of those that inspired his actions. Your conclusions may vary.
Starkey saying Enoch was right on Newsnight was 14 years ago. Richard Barnbrook of the BNP had a blog in the Telegraph 17 years ago where he would often plagiarise Melanie Phillips.