5SF
@5secondfilms
We're new here. Every 50 followers we'll post another 5SF that would never work on any of our other socials. In the meantime consider peeping a gander at patreon.com/5sf
All our scene pitches for when Samzy confronts Brent in the attic in DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III
Our Patreon-only Discord watched me shoot this on stream three days ago. It's taken forever to dismantle the robot dinosaur
In honor of Barbra Streisand's epic tribute to herself starring Robert Redford, here's the back cover of her live album "A Happening in Central Park."
Demi saying what's on everyone's mind when they rock up to the facemask shop
When you've spent hours on possibly your worst-viewed piece of content in months and the entire endeavor suddenly seems way less important than laying 1,000 eggs in submerged vegetation
We hear you. It's time to use the power of digital technology to replace all the guns in our movie with more dog dicks
POV: Your husband has returned from selling vacuums door-to-door, a job which pays him $400 billion a year, hence the nice suit
Welcome new followers! That's right, every 50 of you earns a 5SF that we can never run on our other socials. Come see why!
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ah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will
The good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes
Well, one is exactly right about Dufresne's sudden beard, but now I wish the other one was right instead.
When you try to make beer magically appear in your hands but realize you can never go back to the days you had those powers because the world has changed
Wow you’re doing a great job of filtering out the one tiktok comment we always get, as evidenced by the two right above
In three years, this dork is going to invent 5-Second Films. And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.
Genuinely thought March Sadness would be a disaster for us on our two leading platforms, and instead we would up having one of our best-ever months (at least on TikTok...Instagram millennials were moderately lukewarm on the concept of being bummed out, which I get)
March Sadness gets really really real, today. Hard to imagine it getting more real than this in fact
If we even did a March Gladness, what would fit? How many truly happy 5sfs did we make?