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Sports Disinformation | Sometimes Real Analytics Est. 2020 Main Site: News Letter:
BREAKING: Former Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo arrested for being too cool of a guy.
MFW someone says "Knicks in 6" without a silly little limerick.
When she sees me open my 12th Coors Light at the local Little League series (I don't have a kid)
BREAKING: Florida federal judge unseals Lane Kiffin's files in the new Ole Miss accusations #LanestienFiles
BREAKING: The Sacramento #Kings preemptively announce that they're out of the 2027 season playoffs.
BREAKING: After returning to a strategic role at Google to head the Gemini program, Larry Page announces that he is pivoting to become the next head coach of the football program at Michigan, his undergraduate alma mater.
Nikola Jokic looks more and more like Gru from the Minions each day.
BREAKING: #Lakers player Bronny James announces his retirement from the NBA.
BREAKING: Adam Silver announces LeBron James' retirement from the NBA.
#Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards should just go for it and tell his children he loves them. Small children have no idea when you're lying to them. #NBA https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/anthony-edwards-should-just-go-for-it-and-tell-his-children-he-loves-them/
Doc Rivers, coach of the Milwaukee #Bucks announces his retirement from coaching. He also announces that he is a free agent for the 2027 #NBA draft class. https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/doc-rivers-announces-retirement-from-coaching-plans-to-return-as-a-free-agent/
BREAKING: #Clippers player Ben Simmons to become moderator of the /r/antiwork subreddit. We support his evangelization of the #antiwork movement. https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-ben-simmons-to-join-r-antiwork-moderation-staff/
An Empirical Study of Lightpole Lubricant in Philadelphia. Grease them poles to save some lives, #Eagles fans are like squirrel, they have an instinct to climb. https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/phillies-superbowl/
Josh Hokit is the final form of the WWE-ification of the UFC. UFC 327 was the best and worst fight I've seen in years. https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/combat/josh-hokit-is-the-final-form-of-the-wwe-ification-of-the-ufc/
Taxation is theft. Fuck the IRS. Free ball knowledge and NBA bets below 👇 https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/nba-playoffs-do-meaningful-games-mean-betting-opportunity/