Aanand (@aanand) · DIRTY

Aanand

@aanand

Inventor of the “Aanand style” of eating pizza

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Aanand@aanand· 28d

It’s Toat Tuesday

Aanand@aanand· Jul 1

Always loved this one. Glad it’s resurfacing

The new policy of non-communication, not elaborated upon by Norsten herself, was announced during a phone call to her apartment early Monday morning in the suave, confident tones of an Italian or possibly Portuguese individual of indeterminate height and muscle tone. Phone records indicate the statement was made at 9:35 a.m.—approximately one hour and 25 minutes too early for the speaker to have been a platonic visitor who did not spend all last night giving the love of your life everything you never could.

Aanand@aanand· Jun 30

This is going to sound obnoxious, but about 20 years ago my late godmother gifted me two Aalto stools, which have moved continents with me three times

Aalto 3-legged stool

Aanand@aanand· Jun 24

Nice

Aanand@aanand· Jun 24

Not now, New York Metro Weather

Four posts in sequence:
- a heat map of France showing extreme temps
- @thwphipps.bsky.social saying “Hot innit”
- @nymetrowx.bsky.social celebrating “VERY good” New York weather
- @jcoglan.com talking about packing a desk fan for a trip

Aanand@aanand· Jun 5

Emily said I have this energy sometimes

Niles Crane sitting in a sensory deprivation tank looking wet and despondent

Aanand@aanand· May 24

I once dreamt of this popular meme, but with a crucial word removed

Picture of Garfield captioned "YOU ARE IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA"

Aanand@aanand· May 24

I dreamt this was a two-page spread in a magazine

A jacked topless man drinks an espresso by a window. Overlaid is the text:

Every “clothes man” is a man made of meatballs.

Aanand@aanand· May 23

Retreived from the archives

Tweet from @aanand, March 17th 2023:

The two types of DS9 episode are “Faith in Times of Darkness” (Sisko’s grief over losing his wife causes him to commit a war crime) and “Big Shoes” (O’Brien gets new shoes that are too big)

Aanand@aanand· May 21

I was just trying to install Node

Google search for “nvm” with AI overview saying “No worries at all! Just let me know if you change your mind or if you need help with anything else later on.”

Aanand@aanand· May 18

Lifting to this

Life Without Buildings - Any Other City

Aanand@aanand· May 18

Aanand@aanand· May 15

Lifting to this

Oren Ambarchi - Hubris

Aanand@aanand· May 15

You sure it’s not one of these

The “I guess we doin circles now” meme

Aanand@aanand· May 15

Mmhmm

Circle drawn with stunning 92% accuracy

Aanand@aanand· May 13

Lifting to this

Serena-Maneesh - Serena-Maneesh

Aanand@aanand· May 11

Lifting to this

Carsick Cars - Carsick Cars

Aanand@aanand· May 9

In a fitting metaphor for what the game has done to my brain, I am unable to delete the Marathon account from my recent searches

Bluesky explore page with a single recent search for the Marathon account

Aanand@aanand· May 5

Aanand@aanand· May 3

Happy Sunday everyone

A rolled-up slice of pizza

Aanand@aanand· May 2

Thank you, thank you ☺️

Reminder: Biometric Verification Still Outstanding
Reminder: Biometric Verification Still Outstanding

Aanand@aanand· Apr 15

Should I force the person before me at the bagel shop to tip and how much if so

POS screen showing the tip options

Aanand@aanand· Apr 13

Triage from Marathon smoking Good Guy Greg’s joint; “FEELIN’ BETTA?” bottom text in Impact

Aanand@aanand· Apr 13

Aanand@aanand· Apr 10

Lifting to this

Aim - Cold Water Music

Aanand@aanand· Apr 5

Aanand@aanand· Mar 29

Shoulda Never Bought That Lush Bar Now I’m In What A Bath Would Look Like If There Were Baths In Marathon

Photo of my legs in a bath with acidic green water and a bright pink shower curtain

Aanand@aanand· Mar 27

Lifting to this

Autechre - Amber

Aanand@aanand· Mar 26

Accidentally downed a fellow rook trying to activate the already-activated exfil beacon 😔

Aanand@aanand· Mar 23

Lifting to this

Guided by Voices - Alien Lanes