Michael
@aband0nedmilk
They/it| |23 Great Lakes sailor / shitbox owner / mediocre musician / research consultant for Brick Immortar on YouTube
I love tearing the front off my car on a random Wednesday to change the headlights out knowing damn well I have plans tonight
Ok maybe the panther platform has its limits but not if my bungee cords have anything to say about it
How I feel pulling up in @steeltoefem.me’s giant ass Silverado that I’m borrowing
It’s cold as balls again so just for fun I decided to wake up the whole fleet to hear them all sputter and wheeze to life much to the dismay of my neighbors
I started dahlia and let her run for a few minutes and i like to think this is how every car in the neighborhood feels whenever she turns over
Also it’s wild how many new mutuals I have that have no idea what this car was and weren’t around when we were in our prime because this little fucker took me everywhere and anywhere in my pre-sailing days
Yes I’m lamenting over this car again. No I will not stop I miss this turd so much, especially with winter in full swing because god damn was he the best snow/ice car I’ve ever driven
You know, I took this photo back in 2024 thinking it would be just another funny addition to the “Oswald calamity collection” but it still breaks my heart whenever I come across it in my photos because it was the last time he truly moved more than a few feet under his own power
These things were absolute monstrosities that hated anything and everything involving water so I gotta give credit mainly to Robert Shaw for agreeing to get thrashed around by one (and especially his stuntman Dick Butler for getting DRAGGED UNDERWATER BY ONE)
With the great mid-2020s FNAF resurgence in full swing, I think it’s funny that the closest we’ll ever see to an irl springlock failure is when Bruce the shark’s hydraulics acted up during a late night visit to the Jaws set in 1974 and almost ate George Lucas
-goes on vacation off the Norwegian coast -gets blown up -refuses to elaborate and capsizes
Me when my service history consists of 1 friendly fire incident, two kills, blowing up and sinking, and nothing else
Because fascist built, ego driven battleships have gone so well in the past