The “fresh produce” in the grocery stores right now—

Oh no my tv!!!! In OT!!!!!

This is illegal now, right? Because I did love this shit in 2022…

me, the minute I hear an old republican senator has died

Mitch is alive but ooooooo he wishes the lord would take him now

Me seeing The Labyrinth (40th Anniversary Edition) X AARP ad campaign for the first time on Instagram—

running home from the grocery to watch the Norway v England match

Hell yeah. You had me at “drug-infested,” baby

I was born and raised by explosive diarrhea

“I straight up ate handfuls of cyclospora and didn’t get explosive diarrhea. Turns out the worm in my head cancels out the parasite in my intestines. But I already knew that.”

Just had a long conversation with senator Mitch McConnell

Shobeir against Argentina

LOAT (Loneliest of all time)

Well now I want Belgium to win

Big dawg 🇳🇴

Welp, there we have it, folks. Remember what I said about FIFA last week, post-Iran match?

Um

Why aren’t the DCPD stopping this?? The DCPD:

Vozinha against Argentina

Guess where they’ve been hiding Mitch McConnell

Well, it’s Ronaldo v Modrić Night in the USA…

She, too, is intrigued by how physical the ESP-AUS game is getting.

I’m beginning to think Mitch McConnell is no longer “with us”

Shit! Pride’s over and I missed my gay bus out of town!!!!!

This is how they found Mitch McConnell

I’m all in for the United States Men’s Ninja Turtles tonight!

NPR: And Justice Alito, who is NOT retiring

Every shot this Portugal v Colombia game

Waiting for a late match day to start