Maybe this will be the time I say "last time" and start auditioning for the role of "Unhinged Prospector" in every Western from here on out. I actually do a mean Walter Brennan, come to think of it...

Why do I look like I escaped from the set of "What We Do in the Shadows"?

Ain't nothing wrong with being Communist. If you think there is--it means you fell for it. Congratulations! Joe McCarthy is stroking his cock to you in whatever afterlife there is. Also, I'm really not trying to be interested in what a raging misogynistic domestic abuser cared about too much.

*in Archer voice* Do you people want head crabs!? Because, THIS is how you get head crabs!?

I'm pretty sure a part of the vetting process to become a cop. In the interview you're asked "Are you now, or do you spend a large portion of your waking hours, baffled?" "Oh, I...uhhh.... Well, the question is....hmmm..." "Welcome aboard, recruit!! You'll make Detective in no time!!" #ACAB

No shit.

Poem by Jay Hulme, from The Backwater Sermons.

This is the kind of conversation a LOT of Dua Lipa fans need to hear. Nothing against Dua Lipa, but too many if her fans don't seen to understand that music existed before her first album.

Henry Cavill's understudy, Liam Hemsworth.

Father's Day release party #BranchPointDistillery.