Ande[']s Candies
@abobandrea
she/any [non-neuter, non-weaponized] queer neurodivergent ill disabled realist i'm pissed off, funny, and warm / i'm a good man in a storm
"Becoming a lake has put a lot of things in perspective for me." - Heather Christle, The Crying Book
I treated me to a telescoping stool so where I can park myself isn't dictated by where I can find something to prop my tootsies on to keep my blood where it belongs and I am exceedingly pleased with that decision✨️
It's swampy and the sky is heavy, but I just had to get out and see some pals
Nah you very definitely don't get to just dirty delete your way out of it @ooccouchgags.bsky.social
Did part of the stage fall down yesterday, nearly smashing into dancers rehearsing for Clownshow 250? Yup, sure did.
Unsurprising that one who is seemingly either blithely unaware of or unconcerned with the fact that they're celebrating genocide would be cavalier about accessibility. With actual alt text, provided by a disabled person with an energy-limiting illness since the good doctor here couldn't be arsed:
@sherberthoover.bsky.social wishes everyone a Happy Disability Pride Month!
Just went outside for like 3 minutes to grab a package and put some water out for the critters and oh dear god this is the best it's going to get for days
Video description: Lightning bugs flitting around in the backyard while birds tweet away
A bit cooler as evening sets in yet still absolutely not what I consider nice out, but I just had to get out to see some pals ahead of several days of 100+ degrees and then rain
By a hair & no thanks to dems. Out of many, one!* *Disableds need not apply [i.e. here's the alt text for your bs that your paid staff couldn't be arsed to add, from a disabled who's out of work bc the decimation of the public health sector was among the many things you can't be arsed to stop]
The alt text bc The Advocate apparently doesn't advocate for disabled queers but this disabled queer does:
Minding my own bee's wax, baking up some apple cinnamon breakfast bars and wistfully enjoying the autumnal aroma wafting through, innocently opened the weather app and OMG WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE THE SUN LOOK LIKE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE IS IMMINENT WHAT IS HAPPENING I'M GOING TO DIE
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image
Video description: Pond slider turtle headed back to the park and lake where they belong while being cheered on by this silly goose [Seriously, sound off unless you want to hear my silly, high-pitched, more ridiculously Bmore than I ever usually get, animal cheering voice 🙃]
Met a little pond slider pal on the way back and got them pointed in the right direction [see next for video complete with my unhinged cheering]
Video description: A brief visit with a pair of barn swallows sitting on a metal railing before flying off one after the other
