Michael Frayn's Wittgenstein.

jerk your body like a horny

She's changed her look.

St Jude and Doubting Thomas

You know the Michael Frayn parody-shakespeare cocktail party?

Listening to "Lonely Avenue", the Ben Folds/Nick Hornby album from 2010. The first track "A Working Day" is about the emotional instability of a writer, written presumably from Hornby's experience. I was struck by the line "some guy on the net thinks I suck and he should know, he's got his own blog"

Great to see Bungle from Rainbow enjoying the match.

Next up to read.

Scholar Hans Platzer has assembled a table of all the farting in medieval literature.

Supper for Dad.

"Hedda Gabler". Ibsen's great play. What's it about? Cleavage, mostly.

Roses are red So is Carnation

"... in the voice of ..." ugh

SHOUTING CONTINUES INDEED!

Some editors are crow. Some are crower than that. But only one is the crowest.

Snow White and the Seven Chords

Either this, from the BBC Sport website, is a typo for "Listen Live from 17:45", or else the Beeb is saying: "you don't care what happens in the first half of this match, and neither do we".

I think you're forgetting ... the EMPIRE OF BATHS

Does this book teach you how to hypnotise ... owls?

I mean, it's a look.

Read as a sentence this sends a rather grim message.

May the foots be with you

Time for a reread.

Do The Beurtman

Elvis Costello sequel project.

Is he on Cockstarter?

Hippopotamus, 1798.

It's so hot, I stared at this headline trying to parse it and failing for a good couple of minutes.