I will not be taking any questions at this time.

Do you ever think about how Morgan Freeman has done all these medicine commercials and that has lead to multiple recordings of him saying “diarrhea”?

No. Not like this. Please.

Mfs be like “Can this play PS2?”

Craziest pull since getting back into Pokemon TCG

And can’t forget my free birthday Starbucks!

My only birthday tradition. Seeing if Nintendo will still call me “HentaiLord”

New tattoos

Viral marketing for the new Minions movie is kinda weird.

I think it’s time we take the Nintendo eshop out behind the shed and put it out of its misery.

“Getting big 24 The Game energy from this new Ocarina of Time trailer”

Kinda fucked up

And that’s gonna be all my luck spent for the rest of the year.

I AM EXCITED

They shouldn’t allow me to make decisions for myself

Can’t stop thinking about this tattoo I saw at the card shop today.

Me when I uh me when uhhhh pov when I uhhhhhhhhh

Eating a hotdog