Ban them yesterday. And then tar and feather the Mar-guy who thought them up.

"My work here is done" -Keir Starmer

And we'd do it again! Orange cockwomble that he is!

Labour. Still dead. Yet also seeing how many lives it can destroy from beyond the grave. #LabourIsDead

World cups not finished yet lads. You did promise no racist murder squads on the street until it was over. Once you get a taste though eh? Pretty hard to stop ain't it? And it's not like anyone will do anything to stop it. The exact opposite in fact is happening. #FIFA #MuriKKKa #FascistCoupUSA

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So....? If he dies, say..? Taking a shit in the next 12 months it's world war 3? *Great. *The world adds another generation onto the USA's recovery time.

"If he dies in next year we're doing world war 3"

2 year away from light shades made from Human.

We Scientists refer to it as Topgearititus syndrome. Our Studies confirmed that a 'harmless' car show on the TV, presented by 3 moaning entitled men children would turn half the male population into moaning entitled men children. See chart 2 for Bantz/Penis size vs Car size/ Car speed results.

Peter, Paul, Jesus, Matthew and Mary

Darnals having a normal one. Come downs a bitch, eh? Worse if you're at work.

Nigel will just have to settle for a seat in the Lords just like everyone else who's done his job and keep his mouth shut. Arise Sir Nigel Farage of Dunny-on-the-Wold.

First time he came to toon when he was still doing his common man grift you could get quite close. And we did and we went everywhere he did and ruined his day. It was great. 2nd time he came to toon we got nowhere near. Closed doors, rich fascists only. Phase 2.

The EDL was at least 25% pedo.

Down to the Nags head until 5am then afters at the Neon Tepee. 😂 Many a beer will fly.

It won't take Wesley that long to choose one.

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Scotland - We generated enough electricity yesterday to power the whole country! Labour - What you guys need is 6 new nuclear power plants then. Scotland - Eh? Labour - You'll need it for all the data centres. LOLz That'll teach you for not voting for us anymore! Now let's go fuck up Wales!

What defines broken society? A red flag we like to point out is when you get protests to allow the continued sexual abuse of prisoners, doctors ok'ing abused prisoners for more abuse and the abusers invited on to chat shows to say how tough it is to abuse folk to death. A society beyond repair.

I'm sure handing the newly appointed Reform mayors in England all the cash will work out just great and not come back to bite Labour on the arse. And we stopped voting for you cus yer shite, not just cus we got our own parliaments, which you are trying to circumvent. Labour. Still dead #LabourIsDead

They've recreated a Butlins from the 1950's. Which is on point. They are always wanting to live in some imagined glorious past that was shit if you were there and they like building camps.

History teaches us that it sure does. Take the EDL Pedo hunter brigade for example. Most of them turned out to be pedos. Uncanny, eh?