Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺

@afalkvidd

Incapable of picking the mean dialogue option in video games. Perfume collection currently at 320. Tea first, then milk.

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Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· 10d

Relatable AF.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· 19d

The album cover for The Verve's Urban Hymns (depicting the band sitting on the ground in a green park, no one is looking in the camera).

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· 22d

All this Odyssey movie talk..? Yes, another playthrough as the fantastic Kassandra in Assassin's Creed Odyssey. Fantastic game, and so beautiful and relaxing. ☺️

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· 29d

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jun 26

I knew there was a reason I liked him so much.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jun 11

Having great fun with #DestinyTheGame and its last amazing update. Have watched all cutscenes from vaulted content and seasons (it all makes sense now!) and have started a brand new Warlock. Will play everything in order (except already did initial TFS to get prismatic..). Love this game still! ❤️

Destiny 2 game: fabulous Emperor Calus in all his opulent splendour, proclaiming how glorious he is. Love him.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jun 1

Since it's #Pride 🏳️‍🌈 month I'd like to share this lovely photo I snapped in New York back in 2009. It was the 40th anniversary of the Stonewall Riots, so the parade was extra emotional. I might have choked up a little. Cis ally til I croak. ♥️

Photo from the 2009 New York Pride Parade. Lots of colourful balloons, a person dressed in a flamboyant dress, and smiling NYPD officers cruising past on their bikes.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· May 26

Honourable mention.

Old fashioned industrial electric power switch made of brass, on a black plate.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· May 26

What a lovely way to look at things. Being content is a kind of wealth that all the money in the world can't beat. Reminds me of the great anecdote in The Psychology of Money book.

“At a party given by a billionaire on Shelter Island, Kurt Vonnegut informs his pal, Joseph Heller, that their host, a hedge fund manager, had made more money in a single day than Heller had earned from his wildly popular novel Catch-22 over its whole history. Heller responds, “Yes, but I have something he will never have … enough.” Enough. I was stunned by the simple eloquence of that word—stunned for two reasons: first, because I have been given so much in my own life and, second, because Joseph Heller couldn’t have been more accurate. For a critical element of our society, including many of the wealthiest and most powerful among us, there seems to be no limit today on what enough entails.”

― Morgan Housel, The Psychology of Money

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Apr 2

This one gets more and more relatable as the years go by..

Tweet from January 2022 by Damien Owens.
"I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOU CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Apr 2

I think of this tweet by @arfmeasures.bsky.social pretty much every time I make a sandwich. And for some reason I always imagine the duck having some sort of New York mafia accent.

A tweet from Jon/Arfmeasures from 5 May 2015.
[park]
STRANGER: Your dog is unusual looking
ME: Yeah, he's interbred
DUCK: [waddles up] I'll tell you who else is into bread

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Mar 25

Why do they keep making stock photos like this? No one eats chocolate like this except fucking psychopaths. A Snickers type bar - sure, it's eaten bite by bite. But chocolate with squares? Oh hell no. 😑 #chocolate #rant

Absurd stock photo of a woman just biting a piece of chocolate out of a chocolate bar. The chocolate is also oddly melted at the edges.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Mar 19

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones)

The beautiful Rebecca Ferguson as Rose The Hat in the film Doctor Sleep. She's wearing a black top hat.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Mar 16

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz

The beloved claymation character Pingu is sitting on a chair, arms crossed, looking very grouchy (pissed off even), saying "well now I'm not doing it".

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Mar 11

Am at Stage 3 so much. 😑

The three stages of career development:
1. I can't wait until I'm important enough to be included in meetings.
2: I feel so important being in these meetings!
3: I will do anything legal and several illegal things to avoid these meetings.

Background image for the text is a stock photo showing someone being in a video conference call.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Feb 28

Best thing ever. Even better when I found I could put doors on it, to protect my collection from dust and sunlight. Absolute hero. 10/10, will buy again.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Feb 27

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

View from Mount Pilatus, overlooking Lake Lucerne in Switzerland.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Feb 15

Take all the time you need.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Feb 13

Eris Morn from the game Destiny 2. She knows that you do not fuck with the moon, it is full of Hive.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jan 29

Yes, let's have a seat and ponder the beauty of our planet. (Picture I took in Switzerland a few years ago)

A wooden bench in the sunshine, looking out over a valley of snowcapped mountains and pine forests. Some snow is dotted here and there. (OC. Vals, Graubünden, Switzerland, September 2020).

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jan 22

Seriously, 1 portion of chocolate is 16g (2 squares)? Ffs.. 🙄 Would have been better if they had just written nutritional value for 1 square and dropped the whole portion shaming.

Nutritional information for a bar of chocolate, Cailler Pralinato (Switzerland). Lists 1 portion as being SIXTEEN grams. Jeez.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jan 22

Share a photo of mountains that you’ve taken

Switzerland August 2023, going down with the funicular from the Pilatus mountain. A very small church, for the very devout, I'm guessing.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jan 19

And Civ 7 has yet again made me tear up a little, even though I choose this option every god damn playthrough. My heart. 😢 🥰 #Civ7 #CivVII

Screenshot from the world builder strategy game Civilization VII. Dialogue box says "The refugees came seeking asylum. They found something greater: acceptance" (result from rescuing refugees in a random encounter).

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jan 18

The general mood right now. 😑

A framed embroidery, reading “Why do when you can don’t”

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jan 13

Started a cozy re-watch of White Collar. Love the vibe in that series and I need something lighthearted and upbeat in these dreadful times. Thanks to the not-so-subliminal messaging (they drink a lot of wine) I suddenly ended up ordering some wine online. 😄🍷 #WhiteCollar #Wine #NickCaffrey

Cover for the White Collar series, showing a smirking Nick Caffrey in a suit, with handcuffs on (but he has broken out of them so one handcuff just dangles loosely).

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jan 13

"Wait, you guys are getting paid?" says incredulous young guy

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jan 6

Logging on.

A fence with an ant eater's long snout sticking out of a hole Text says "Ya'll got any ANTS"

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Jan 3

Perfect escapism in these dire times: the remastered Assassin's Creed Rogue. Amazing soundtrack, great story, cozy winter weather, penguins! Still holds up after 10+ years. ❤️ #AssassinsCreed #Rogue #Ubisoft

Title screen from the game Assassin's Creed Rogue, showing two ships in icy waters.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Dec 26

"Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?" Replaying, for the umpteenth time, one of my all time favourite games. Am of course incapable of doing anything other than a "kill no one at all" playthrough. #Dishonored #Bethesda #gaming

Screenshot of the starting screen for the stealth assassin game Dishonored.

Charlotte The European 🇸🇪🇨🇭🇪🇺@afalkvidd· Dec 16

Very pleased I’m off work for the rest of this year, since both Destiny 2 and Fallout 76 have fun Christmas events on. So much to do, decorate, wear, and so much loot! #Destiny2 #Fallout76 #Christmas 🎄🎮