Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque

@afbourque

Yeah I'm a socialist, socialists are trying to make things better. Retweets =/= endorsements. He/him. Has been discussed extensively, you're just 21. This likely won't stop anyone, but don't read everything online, especially social media, as serious?

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Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· 26d

...what. #Spoilers #FantasticFourSpoilers

JO-VENN MASTERS-GRIMM: ... but human beings have always had TWELVE: two hands with five fingers and a thumb on each!

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· 26d

Yeah, that's common with puns. #Spoilers #FantasticFourSpoilers

N'KALLA MASTERS-GRIMM: "Pivers" is a pun? "Pi Divers"?

JO-VENN MASTERS-GRIM: ...It follows the formal structure of a pun, but I fail to see any comedy.

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· 28d

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 10

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 9

"I know the god I am." #Spoilers #OrionSpoilers

ORION: I am the god of war and retribution. The evil of despots withers in my fist. I wield my wrath as a gavel--with HONOR! And IN BATTLE!

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 9

Fine. #Spoilers #OrionSpoilers #BardaSpoilers #MisterMiracleSpoilers I guess???????

LIGHTRAY: I see. Sweet! Like flower-honey biscuits served on FESTIVAL DAYS! Do you like this realm much, Barda? This "Earth"?
BIG BARDA: Mostly. though sometimes it feels like apokolips.
LIGHTRAY: Ah! And what's this?
SCOTT FREE: Oh, this is a beverage called COFFEE!
BIG BARDA (OFF-PANEL): It's a drink made from a bean from one of Earth's southern continents. It's like the bug ambrosia we'd pass out on the battlefield--without the hangover.
LIGHTRAY SIPS
LIGHTRAY: ah, yes. i foresee this being a problem for me.
SFX: CRASH

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 9

Llllllllllllet's try this again... #Spoilers #SpoilersOrion #SpoilersBarda #SpoilersMisterMiracle

SCOTT FREE: Wait, YOU KNOW METRON?! I know Metron!*
ORION: Yes. He is the husband of my old governess, Desdemona.
SCOTT FREE: METRON'S MARRIED?! Wow! Okay! More questions for later.
EDITORIAL (ACTUALLY CREATOR'S) NOTE: *Mister Miracle #6 (1971) --Ngozi

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 9

Now, *that's* how you do it. You make a good comic, and then when another comic references it, you tell them where to look. #Spoilers #OrionSpoilers #BardaSpoilers

LIGHTRAY: How did you come to Earth? The last time we saw you, you were leading the Female Furies.*
EDITORIAL (ACTUALLY CREATOR'S) NOTE: *Check Out BARDA the First book in the Fourth World series! --Ngozi

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 9

"Izaya never told you what happened to your father..." #Spoilers #OrionSpoilers

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 9

Absolute Vic Sage is a woman, a former member of Selina Kyle's teenage gang of thieves, and... has a family? #Spoilers #AbsoluteCatwomanSpoilers

Absolute Vic Sage, Absolute Vic Sage's presumed husband, Absolute Vic Sage's presumed son, and Absolute Vic Sage's presumed doggy.

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 9

Most likely to? Did: Nightbeat.

The cover of Transformers UK #230, Nightbeat, in fedora and trenchcoat, musinging "Of all the beaches in all the wold, ya hadta get washing up on mine!"

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 8

#Heromachine

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 5

SEPTEMBER 25TH

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 3

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 1

But that wouldn't be realistic!

Pointless violence and death is "REALISTIC." Comic books are "REALISTIC" now.

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jul 1

I think I need to stop scrolling youtube ever again.

The title of a youtube video: "Why do People like Muscle Mommies in Anime?"

Gee, I wonder...

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jun 28

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno. NO!

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jun 28

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jun 25

Yeah, but DAMIAN only says that because Tim refuses to gm a game for him. #Spoilers #DreamGirlsSpoilers

GALAXY: Okay, but you are NOT allowed to disappear again. And you ARE coming over for game night. Kat is an incredible GM--
KAT: Accurate.
GALAXY: And I've got a HALFLING FIGHTER named Adorabelle the Nightblade I've played as FOREVER.
JON KENT, SUPERMAN: Oh! I've always wanted to play! But Damian says it's for NERDS...
DREAM GIRL: Well, Damian's RIGHT.

Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque@afbourque· Jun 25

I wasn't vibing with this story, mostly kept reading out of inertia more than anything else... until this. Superhero comics don't veer into complex morality much. They don't fit in well there. Oh, they try. How they try. Often with poor results. But sometimes... #Spoilers #NightwingSpoilers