Shouldn't grass be green?

@tonton.swifties.social You are literally her dream man.

How does pinterest see me? • makeup palette • flower • sea • dress

There is a man with no shirt on the bus. He has a chest tattoo that reads "DEAD INSIDE" in the same font as Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. He's drinking a beer. Brno is a personality.

I very much appreciate the part where these two youngsters state that we need to accept some discomfort and dysfunction in our lives because that's part of the human experience. Young people's obsession with sanitizing humanity is such a buzzkill.

We bought a pool for Origo and our feet, so I'm just going to be here all weekend.

Good morning!

I am obsessed with this neighbourhood.

You will own nothing, rent a cereal box (because that's all you can afford despite holding a full-time job and a side hustle), and eat instant ramen everyday. Politicians will still blame trans people and women for the demographic crisis. 😒

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.

This was like the biggest moment of my Twitter career.

I bought Gerald my first week in Brno, almost five years ago. It's the end of an era for my wee autograph tree.

Good morning. Trying to make the best of this situation.

At least this is right outside my door now.

The bathroom wasn't descaled but that's an easy fix for me. I always just use vinegar and dish soap to clean the shower, but the washing machine laundry detergent slot has mould on it, so now I cannot even do laundry. I have to clean it first.

To give you an idea of what we're finding in the kitchen. This is the bottom of one of those pull-out pantry shelves. The second photo is what it looks like after I used The Pink Stuff cleaning paste (literally the best thing for cleaning anything).

Origo is getting a haircut today, so I got a sweet treat while I'm waiting. Love Chleba in Zábrdovice.

Well, it is one of Porsche's best colours.

This government is extremely determined to be on the wrong side of history. The way I would love nothing more than to kick Macinka in the groin with my 4" knee-high boots. Because then I would also be taller than that fucking cockroach.

This will never get old.

Imagine having so few problems.

Lol. Someone stole the E.

Howdy, from Wien.

14M CZK (580K EUR) to live on the busiest street in fuck ass Bohunice. These realtors are smoking some potent shit.

seven years ago, I took this photo. it doesn't look like a real place, but it is a real place that's called Sarrail Ridge. anyway, now I'm very homesick.

He makes me want to move to Manitoba and be eaten alive by mosquitoes.

What a distinguished gentleman.

The face I make when a man starts talking.

It's actually "oh my favourite Calgary" and I don't care what you say.

I make-a dis!