Space x stock crashing as fast as their shitty rockets. Anyone else think Musk is actually shit as a CEO?

Top tip: if you buy a bright yellow car, then you can easily find it in the car park

Tesla over same period 😄

I had meant tesla, but great to see space x also doing a nice steady decline towards penny stocks. Down 35% if a month 😄👌

Me at every corporate team building event

BBC sports journos on the glue again

We even call books about police Filth 👍

Gets to you thirst farst

Improved?

Meh, i think Scotland called it better.

Someone at BBC Sport is having fun with Arne Slot videos. #Liverpool #ArneSlot

Artemisia crew get to watch 3D movies when they get bored of taking pictures of the moon!

The Devil's greatest success is organised religion.

Sorry for Wales, but Rhys fae London is a total sore loser dickslap

MAPBA Make American Penises Big Again

Meh, cycling in Ireland winter - spring- summer - autumn 👇

Ahoy there young fellow-me-lad, I say, has that orange pedophile been arrested yet?

The Slug and Lettuce

Sure trump here's my data

Bring it

Ok, you point at the plans, you point at the imaginary flying pig, you look like you wish you were somewhere else, and you can look embarrassed.

Make that two outfits.

The general public has fucked up interests. Pope excluded

Abd this year's Friend of Russia award goes to . . . . . . Reform Party!!!

And the no eye contact award goes to

Or indeed any made up award

#BlackFriday is not what it used to be

The name whisky comes from Uisge Beatha meaning Water of Life. Gets rid of all demons 🙏