Don't know if you ever heard about the most zombie channel ever to exist called The Military History Channel aka one of the few channels in America that's still only offered in "beautiful" standard definition with a repeatable cycle of programming.

Told this to my parents years ago and they laughed at me due to what my pronunciation of the name meant. 💀 I feel bad for Arlene Klasky and Gabor Csupó in retrospect. 😭

Lore drop: When I was very young and saw that Klasky Csupo logo at the end of Rugrats, I was scared shitless of the face and remember calling it, "Krusty Keister," because I didn't know how to say it correctly at the time. 💀

Swanky Kong after getting discarded for the Emerald Rush by a inanimate coin:

Will say honestly though that Game & Wario did give us the peak that is Islands.

Grim Reaper be eating him like if he was Graham crackers:

I know that it's just the perspective on that photo but...

I've got a confession to make...😓

Potential Mario Kart World idea: Cranky Kong as a playable character, but the vehicle that he comes with is his rocking chair which accelerates:

I meme that I can relate to as someone who's into...taller women among other stuff that's only found behind the bead curtain.

That said, I ain't bothering with the Nintendo Gallery for obvious reasons.

Am currently at the point in Zelda: Wind Waker where I unlocked The Tower of the Gods, but am sailing in the seas to do the side quests instead to get more heart containers and such. Honestly, the game has grown on me a bit for the past week and so. Excited to see what's next!

This is extreme to say, but I feel graceful for the film existing only because when that teaser came out in November, I decided that I would not like being cinephile due to film/animation fans being annoying af for the film. And this is coming from me, who isn't even interested in the film itself.

This was totally not meant to be a rant about those f*ckers at all...

Sea Hats in Wind Waker when you are out in The Great Sea and are far away enough to barely see them (they like to scare the shit out of you by ramming your boats from out of nowhere):

Reblooming 7/27/26

The beginning of Scott Pilgrim when Ramona tells Scott the challenges he must face before getting to "get busy" with her:

Summoning up the DK Bananza full soundtrack release on Nintendo Music in about an hour:

Roblox:

Hey, he's still got it after 45 years!

When you are about to cheese the platforming sections in Bananza:

Calling it now, but this is a Donkey Kong 45th Anniversary, mini-Direct, considering that the actual anniversary is on July 9th:

That deadly smelly, smell; the business kind that comes out of an "X-shaped box" is upon us today:

You think he asked anyone if they liked jazz?

BREAKING NEWS: Former PlayStation spokesperson and gamer, Maggie, is now confirmed to have seperated ties from Sony Interactive Entertainment following the recent controversy about PS discs being discontinued in 2028. Maggie will now be the official spokesperson for Nintendo and the Switch 2.

Alternatively, it could also mean that Florida's government is ran by Flowery from Undertale which explains why it can have some shitty policies... 💀

END GAME SPOILERS FOR #DonkeyKongBananza Something that I noticed about the climax to the game if anything:

Oh, and Theo went to Brazil, btw. Heard that they're much better than the "Trumpet Land:"