𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@alaeriia

Knowledge is Power Friendship is Magic Resistance is Futile Keeper of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, furry, competitive pinballer. Profile picture is by Hooves-Art Heads up: I post porn on occasion. If you aren't old enough for that, do not interact.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Jul 21

This is so weird. It's like if Chuck E Cheese got an RMC.

ArieForce One, incongruously placed in a concrete expanse.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Jul 21

Almost heaven.

A picture of ArieForce One, taken by me.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Jul 21

Ouch.

Meme: edit of the "what if you wanted to go to heaven" meme. Four panels, square arrangement.

First panel: shirtless man pointing at camera. Caption: "What if You"

Second panel: picture of ArieForce One roller coaster, which is closing for good soon. Caption: "Wanted to ride ArieForce One"

Third panel: shirtless man again, now pointing up. Caption: "But god said"

Fourth panel: weather forecast for the area ArieForce One is in, showing five consecutive days of thunderstorms. Roller coasters do not operate in thunderstorms.

The joke is that a lot of people are flying down to Georgia to ride this coaster, and the weather will likely spite them.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Jul 21

"AI is the way of the future and we just need to acce--"

A photorealistic Fluttershy giving you The Stare™️.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Jul 21

Yeah, my big stupid cat.

Kevin, my enormous orange tabby cat, laying on the floor of my bathroom. He is about the size of a Spitz.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Jul 12

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Apr 23

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Apr 23

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Mar 10

I had to see this so you do too. Still better than AI slop though. Art by @mishka.dog

Smut of the two Schwarzkopf coasters in RollerCoaster Tycoon's Diamond Heights banging each other.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Feb 7

After all these years, I finally have all of them. @xbox.com, what do you think?

All twenty-five colorways in which Microsoft has produced the Xbox Series controller, laid out on a brown sofa.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Feb 6

I personally prefer this one.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Dec 28

Pun combo found on Reddit

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Dec 17

Good news: apparently Microcenter now sells wall detectors!

Some stud finders on a retail shelf. The packaging declares them to be "wall detectors".

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Dec 6

Kirby Air Riders when it's good:

Kirby Air Riders City Trial image. All sixteen players are playing as Rick the hamster.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Nov 24

Valid excuse for being late

The Doom Slayer entering a room, declaring, "Sorry for being late, I was punching Nazis".

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Nov 9

Meme: a frog wearing a suit. The caption reads: "Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you that Henry Kissinger is still dead."

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Nov 4

Feel free to suggest good punishments for him in the replies. I'll pass the best ones on to @thedevil.bsky.social, who can implement them at his leisure. #ripbozo

Meme: the Grim Reaper is operating a crane game of the type you see at fairs and arcades, which is full of people. He is examining his catch, a generic person in a red shirt and gray pants. The caption reads, "Dick Cheney? Finally, I've been at this for years!"

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Oct 29

...is that Lucky the Dragon as an anime girl? WHY, @msigaming.bsky.social?

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Oct 6

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Oct 5

Testing the new tentacles. Art by sumisumi, courtesy of an ancient Studio-Touchable game.

Old art piece by Studio-Touchable. A girl dressed in the remains of a school uniform is suspended in midair by chains and tentacles; a tentacle is wrapped around her left breast while another is drinking milk from her right breast. A large tentacle is buried in her vagina, with a queue of three others waiting in front of her for their turn. Her tongue is hanging out and she has a big stupid grin on her face; she is clearly enjoying the treatment.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Sep 28

Um, Bitspower, you can't do that.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Sep 4

I'm not explaining this one. (Artist is u/YiffYouSaySo on Reddit)

The grounds of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi are arguing with an unnamed wolf with a camera, who also has a fanny pack with Togepi's shell pattern on it.

Fox is saying, "This again‽ Can't we just pretend to hold up the tower like everyone else?"

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Jul 16

Reddit, I already pay for Premium specifically to avoid the ads. I do not need ads for a service I am already using.

An ad from Reddit advertising Reddit Premium.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Jul 14

Um, Nintendo, why are there hentai games in the Switch 2 eShop? Nobody's going to buy those. It's like Meme Run all over again.

A picture of the Switch 2 eShop. Three of the nine games in the screenshot have names like "Hentai Dating Stories" and "Hot & Hentai".

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Jun 28

Perhaps now you won't take Arceus' name in vain, Dawn? (Again, I don't know the artist; if someone does, let me know so I can credit them!)

Dawn, from Pokémon, discovering that Arceus has a horse cock that is larger than she is. In panel 2, she is being cumflated by said cock.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· Jun 14

What could be better than snuggling up to your Lucario after a long day's travel? (Sorry, I don't know the artist. If anyone does, let me know so I can credit them!)

Dawn, from the Pokémon series, cuddling in a bed with her Lucario, who is significantly larger than she is. She is currently nonplussed at the fact that his erect cock is laying across her entire naked torso and dribbling pre.

I don't know the artist, sorry.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· May 30

Sure! There's one right over there. Might be a little tricky to reach, though.

Red Berry #12 in Celeste's Mirror Temple, widely regarded as one of the most difficult to reach. It involves multiple precise jumps and dashes to activate two switches within four seconds to open the door and get the berry.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· May 29

What? Eww, no. Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? (CW: mention of bestiality)

A Reddit chat request from one "New-Finish391", with the message "You wanna watch me sit on your dogs dicks?"

Eww.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· May 26

Four down, sixteen to go. #lego #formula1

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@alaeriia· May 15

You're reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?