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Amanda

@albatross117

An obsessive of all sorts

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Amanda@albatross117· Jul 7

Baby deer yearns for the forbidden leaves

Amanda@albatross117· Jun 25

Had this on my wall for years until my cat with a vendetta against paper ended it.

"Blow-Up" poster

Amanda@albatross117· Jun 11

The purrs of a cat who used her Orange Cat Magic to help the #Knicks win.

Amanda@albatross117· May 23

The dream ...

Fake episode title for Star Trek Voyager: "There Will Be So Much Kissing"

Amanda@albatross117· May 19

The View From the Cherry Tree ... Saw this when I was in second grade, and it stayed with me

Cover of Willo Davis Roberts' "The View From the Cherry Tree"

Amanda@albatross117· Apr 29

Strawberry Toothache

Your Indie band name is:

Your favorite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers

Amanda@albatross117· Apr 23

This is Linus, being slutty and asking for belly rubs.

An orange cat is stretched on his back across a made bed.

Amanda@albatross117· Apr 18

post the best picture you've ever taken of your pet:

An orange, slightly fluffy cat, is curled up, eyes shut but pointed toward the camera. One paw is raised because he is the happiest of boys.

Amanda@albatross117· Apr 2

Reporter: Mr President, what's your favorite Wu Tang album?

Obama: What kind of question is --

[biden grands podium]

Biden: LIQUID SWORDS

Amanda@albatross117· Feb 28

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the timeline

A barren tree is bathed in the glow of a single streetlight, the deep blue sky behind it resembling the depths of the ocean

Amanda@albatross117· Feb 24

Wild Strawberries

Scene from Ingmar Bergman's "Wild Strawberries." A young, blond woman holds up a mirror to her companion, an elderly man reliving a pivotal memory from his youth.

Amanda@albatross117· Feb 16

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

Cover art for the double album "The Wayward Bus/Distant Plastic Trees" by The Magnetic Fields

Amanda@albatross117· Jan 21

Pick up the nearest book, turn to page 42, post the second sentence. "Jesus, Eric." "Dead Things" by @stephenblackmoore.com

Cover photo of "Dead Things" by Stephen Blackmoore

Amanda@albatross117· Jan 1

That's a lot of pressure on *this* year

Preeminent is my 2026 word

Amanda@albatross117· Nov 17

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

"In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel

Amanda@albatross117· Nov 13

This is Nigel, a perfect boy who loved playtime and cuddles equally. Didn't have him for very long (fuck you lung cancer!), but he was a deeply loved kitty.

An orange and white cat lies across the board for Firefly the game. He looks at you with love and sleep in his eyes.

Amanda@albatross117· Nov 5

Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat

Amanda@albatross117· Oct 24

Everyone post cats in blankets

A black and white cat has burrowed herself in a light blue blanket, her earnest attempt to shut out the world. We all envy her.

Amanda@albatross117· Sep 17

Rotten Tomatoes score for the beloved (by me and me alone) 80s movie 'Jumpin Jack Flash' ... The score is a shameful 33 percent.

Amanda@albatross117· Sep 13

One of my favorites, named my cat Freya after the character in this episode 💖💖💖

A fluffy warm brown cat named Freya stares at you with washed out yellow eyes filled with love.

Amanda@albatross117· Sep 13

Spiders Georg

"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just a statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave & and eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Amanda@albatross117· Sep 13

Post One: one of my fav tumblr phenomenons is when there's a poll where all the answers are just patently absurd and yet somehow there's a clear winner

Post Two: it'll be like 'which of the world's oceans in the most fuckable' and i'll be like hmm well i'm not an oceanfucker so i don't really have an opinion on this but if i had to choose then i *guess* the pacific and then i vote and like 60% of people voted for the pacific and its like ok whats going on there

Amanda@albatross117· Jul 22

It's Linus' birthday today! 🥳

An orange sleeps curled up on a scratchy blanket

Amanda@albatross117· Jul 19

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context

A stuffed bee, looking glum, sits on the edge of a game box for "Lords of Waterdeep."

Amanda@albatross117· Jul 13

If you see this, drop an old pic you love

Two people, a man and a woman, stand in front of the ocean, the mountains behind them.

Amanda@albatross117· Jun 21

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Text 1: Have you started the toxic yuri-age-gap-workplace dramedy show?

Text 2: Are you asking if I've seen Hacks?

Amanda@albatross117· Apr 8

What a cutie! Linus sends his regards to a fellow ginger boy

A ginger kitty named Linus is curled up on blankets, looking contemplative

Amanda@albatross117· Feb 12

"Sorry Albee, you're an indoor bee."

An orange cat and a stuffed bee sit on a windowsill, looking outside with a deep longing.

Amanda@albatross117· Feb 11

No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite Sci-fi franchise

Mary McDonnell as Laura Roslin in "Battlestar Galactica"

Amanda@albatross117· Feb 3

"A Romanian-born Jew who was raised on the Lower East Side and whose publishing business was astoundingly mobbed up ..." This sentence is gonna have me in giggles for days. Thank you @josie.zone 🤣🤣🤣

Snippet of text from "True Believer: The Rise and Fall of Stan Lee" by Abraham Riesman

"A Romanian-born Jew who was raised on the Lower East Side and whose publishing business was astoundingly mobbed up" is just one example of the hilarious and gripping writing.