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@alexandra-ewing
fat, queer thirty-something finally takes on the world after a decade of low income, low expectations, & low porosity hair. it's the feel-good story of the summer. | she/her
i will be devastated the day whoever maintains the hall & oates hotline decides to let it lapse. it's the only contact i carry over phone to phone just in case i need to test if i have service and don't want to bother anyone
nct 127 decided to have their first comeback in years and said you know what? leave nothing behind. and that includes going all in on making sure you know johnny should be on some kind of sexiest man alive list. dear god?
on the one hand, appreciate that fbmp knows that i have an eye. on the other, who is stupid enough to buy this new let alone used
i didn't really think it was going to happen but i have never loved danny briere more. who knew he had it in him? this is the man i remember getting in one (1) fight his whole career and it was because the guy said something about his ex-wife. and yet he fucked the ducks up for kicks. cold.
(in tucker carlson voice) what are we doing? caffeine in a cookie? (scoff of disbelief)
i guess it isn't worse than halliburton but i still wouldn't want to be the dude wipes sponsorship jockey
getting the notification the galavant dvd is back in stock (good) but it was not actually re-pressed (bad) so it is still rare (very bad)
i have never purchased something from victoria's secret because nothing has ever fit me there, but this nightgown is following me around the internet and by design i think i could wear it?? i think it's sexy in such a strange way? but why is it SEVENTY dollars www.victoriassecret.com/us/vs/sleepw...
it is extremely important to me that everyone understands that the reason the original "no guillotine" tweet is funny is because the attached photos of the kpop boy (doyoung of nct) are promotional shots of him in costume for his role in the marie antoinette musical
don't let anyone ever tell you cancel culture has consequences on the right, because less than two years ago malcolm collins hit his kid while being profiled by a reporter, and now he gets to be identified as an activist again (and not a child abuser) and called for quotes in the new york times
can some country just assassinate him already? you'll be greeted as liberators
i always liked the christmas in evergreen mailbox (it was heavy!) but saw no need to spend $90 on a mailbox from a movie i had never seen
i clicked because i had never heard of this brand before but it's THE TV SHOW, the brand is literally the show, how much more money does taylor sheridan need