If I had to summarize myself in a single GIF it would probably be this one

You'll be notified when New Siri is available for your iPhone

Apple Image playgrounds autogenerated some images for me. For the most part that's ok. But it also used pictures of people. It then asked me if I wanted to see them but it should ask before it uses them at all. Under the square is an altered photo of my child

Never seen this before that's a fun one

This sent me down the rabbit hole and discovering this??? I guess he played the random bullhorn guy.

Oh no... what have we done...

Wait what? Oh ok

Roasting coffee on this warm spring day.

@dens.nyc If there's a bug report screen I haven't gotten there yet as I got stuck here!

I'm not sure what this is in Sounds and Haptics (I was disabling the haptic taps for the keyboard in iOS 26) but I'm gonna turn it on and find out I guess

Why is everyone eating banana cream pie today and how do I get some?

Welcome back king

The 24 hours free when you cancel out of the IAP flow is pretty genius, although I imagine some users may likely just leave the app entirely :/. One bit of feedback: This state needs an easy add action. It's not apparent that if I tap on the bottom I then can add things to my day. I can "only" zoom.

This is barely any effort and seems more interesting to follow.

I collect creative hobbies like a hoarder collects dead cats I am not perfect.

Basically anybody whenever I introduce them to the weird music I like:

This is how the Midwest decides to welcome me back from California...

I'm sad I deleted all my Twitter posts or I'd point you to this one from 2022 saying: My rapper name is young turkey contains approximately 9.5% of a solution of Turkey, broth, salt, sodium,phosphate, sugar, flavoring.

Is.... is Duolingo negging me?

It was one of those things, or so I hear.

First shot of the morning. #tastymorningsludge

I'm fairly certain an AI summarized some notes here because this makes no sense.