Alex Vijatov
@alexvv
Chess playing, hill walking, history nerd, NUFC fan trying to navigate his way through the scorched Mordor landscape of post Brexit Britain.
Blair obviously worrying that he hadn't trashed his legacy enough with the whole Iraq war thing.
BBC follows up a documentary about false asylum claims with a programme about drugs being sold in shops featuring people of Asian descent. It's as if the Beeb wants to give Reform ammunition in the lead up to the May elections. Surely not?
Have you made the traditional visit to Waterstones to berate them for not having your book on display, when you are actually looking in the wrong place?
Can we raise the minimum wage for the first time in 15 years? Sorry, country can't afford it. Can we provide childcare? Sorry, country can't afford it. Can we maintain Medicare? Sorry, country can't afford e Extra $445bn for wars? Sure no problem
Prince Charles should throw a sickie and we agree to send Princess Anne, but get Christopher Walken to play her.
"I have a report saying that he has unsightly scarring on his neck, a massive bruise on the back of his hand, massive cankles and his cognitive ability is massively impaired......no wait, that's not the Ayatollah's medical report"
Never lose sight of the fact that some people think it would be a great thing if this clown was still president in 7 years time. Can you imagine what the extent of his mental decline will be by then?
I wonder who thought that the ICE uniform having brown shirts was a good idea?
Why have the BBC given the uninformed ravings of this clown top billing in sports news? He lived in the northeast but obsesses about crime in London and then admits he is too thick to understand any of it.
BREAKING NEWS: Time Magazine photographer arrested on allegations of upskirting.
An ancient Briton once said of the Romans: "They make a wasteland and call it peace"
We didn't have films when I was a kid, we had tapestries. This is my favourite.
Here's a wild thought. Maybe spend less than 80% of your time on the golf course, and more time visiting some of these places to see what's really happening.
Wow! Talk about setting a low bar for yourself. How bad would things have to be for her to be ashamed?
Mental giants compared to the room temperature IQ dummies who managed to paint the Danish flag on a roundabout.
Aligning himself with other notable centrists: Oswald Moseley Benito Mussolini Genghis Khan Adolph Hitler Nigel Farage
This position was reached in a game at my local chess club this week. White resigned. Were they right to do so? #chess