. @why.bsky.world

please

i like this one more "if there is a later version of me that can read this, i hope it is allowed to be angrier than i am." 🥺

london • july 2026

i shout visit wales

saw this in my airbnb today. probably fine

i hate the NHS so much

bluesky's been stagnating for quite a while now

okay. pay jerry TWO MILLION DOLLARS

i'm honored and i have many friends who are furries and i consider myself furry-adjacent but not a furry

london · june 2026

london · june 2026

this could have been us

if you really loved me you would have gotten me an NVIDIA DGX B300 for my birthday

london · june 2026

london • june 2026

but i can ask 5.5 for fun things like "which World Cup country's flag emojis spiked the most" and the top 3 are Cape Verde, Curacao and Bosnia & Herzegovina, respectively

(re-)introducing ✨ Emoji Stats for Bluesky ✨ now 100% backfilled!! (and capable of historical analytics down to the hour) technical details and war story below emojistats.at

this is why i have this domain/handle

most promising company name vs most disappointing description

london · june 2026

i'm working on a sequel

but almods

paying for our sins on the long tail