alix e. harrow
@alixeharrow
NYT-bestselling fantasy author in charlottesville va
time-traveling back to tell 12yo me that yes we WILL be an author but--yeah, i know, settle down for a sec--it involves a lot more of this sort of email than she's imagining
yeah it LOOKS great but in reality it's like 70 degrees all the time and every cafe serves the best coffee you've ever had
sure, the children have instantly been accepted into a small gang of soccer kids at the park. sure, everyone retires in the afternoons for a healthful little rest. im not jealous or anything
spain is fine btw. it's not filling me with restless yearning or anything. i don't want to live in this walkable town full of good coffee and cider
in theory i should make my children modest, reasonably sized cakes, knowing there's only a week between their birthdays. in theory
9yo took the legs off his lego sonic to make this man. a new fandom rises from the ashes of the old
*greene county, upps abolish ICE, of course, but.... what about all the local goons they've trained & funded?? what about the friendly neighborhood cops who happily participated in ethnic cleansing???
not only are the green county cops collaborating with ICE, they're also harassing an attorney for attempting to offer legal representation:
it has 11 previously published stories, including the two that were only on amazon before, and FOUR new stories!!!! there's one about the brothers grimm as confidence men, and one written as a midcentury lesbian pulp story but with editorial comments in the margins lol
man I'm so lucky i get to work with the people I do. look at the cover for my short story collection!! LOOK AT THOSE LIL BIRD MONSTERS!! out 10/20 from tordotcom, cover by spencer fuller 💕 us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
okay LAST thing: listen AG i think these guys are doing just fine lmao authorsguild.org/news/new-aut...
okay also the AG survey notes a decline in average author income. but print book sales are pretty similar to what they were in 2009. rather than wondering where those profits are going, if it's not to authors, they're choosing to blame........public libraries. curious!
sylvia townsend warner in 1926, foreseeing the type of author who would use AI:
9yo absolutely refused to be signed up for any camps, classes, or lessons this summer in order to "focus on his own stuff." the stuff:
the everlasting won a locus award last night?? by, i assume, a series of lucky coin-flips to break the ten-way tie. what a shortlist, and what an honor 🥹 locusmag.com/2026/05/2026...
our Board and Superintendent have *also* promised that officers won't be involved in school discipline. weird that tepid, non-legally-binding language in a school policy manual didn't magically protect the students of texas
incredible that we are still producing movies, in 2026, where the joke is just "what if a man raised his own children 🤭🤣"
my youngest has seen through the cheap, maudlin marketing and spoken to the real heart of this holiday:
if you are an old school historical romance reader, i am taking you ungently by the cravat and looking deeply into your eyes when i say: read this
Arden just hits such a specific note of nostalgia for me-- this slightly arch, folkloric tone that i remember from McKinley and McKillip. her newest is maybe my new favorite from her??
AI guys when you express concern that slop-scammers and cognitive decline will destroy the arts:
this @alicecaoillo.bsky.social illustration for the everlasting is the very first piece of original art i ever bought for myself 🥹
going through my pass pages and giggling. the point of art is to make extremely stupid jokes that will only land with middle-aged millennials who are familiar with mules
sometimes writing stresses me out and then i remember it's my actual, real-life job to come up with funny names for the mules in a dystopian short story. girl calm down