watching everyone in europe enjoy the total eclipse

I did not expect to see Charlotte Perrelli at the 2026 nhl draft

at two etuis @ettuetui.bsky.social

à la recherche du carrotdog

uh oh

probably for the best

when did he become JAŸ-Z

“it’s just Stop & hop, Jack. i sold the second S to Samsung. They’re Samssung now.”

i had no idea pepper got around like this

that can’t be good

his real name is what

Hope I’m dark times

don't tell me who to date

going to stay away from theaters on march 27th then

classic Jort

ALLEGRA will return in TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS: DOOMSDAY

what is going on

what da hell is happening #fik64

#whoremembers

is that the same guy #fik64

i’m always saying this

i'm going to be on jeopardy! tomorrow

TPUSA of rutgers is hosting a “laugh free” event. sounds about right

"oh don't go on facebook, it's all ai slop now" meanwhile my facebook:

unilateral salmon

somebody stole the door close button in my building’s elevator??

... am i software?