Allison Pons
@allisonpons
Founder of the Mother Robot Agency. Anti-bro-sciopath. Passionate about tech, innovation, painting, history, piano, scifi. 🖖Callipygian. Feminine feminist. 💕
Thank God Melania is at the forefront of this issue. Only she can lead humanity through the Cyberwars.
This oak titmouse is the third bird I’ve rescued this week. #nokings #leaveimmigrantsalone
I would like to go back to 1998 to tell everyone at my high school that 311 is playing a winery by my house.
God what’s worse is when they do things that are *embarrassing.* Can this not be the world’s lamest fall of Democracy?
If you don’t know what’s going on with Chinese social media…they’re roasting the shit out of us. 😂
Work is going great today… @valerietosi.bsky.social @motherrobot.bsky.social
Democrats: in order to save democracy, the protests need to be ✨less lame.✨ Get that flying d*lido working! Storm the Capitol with a bunch of squirrels! Make David Copperfield disappear the Statue of Liberty! Steal a cruise ship to rescue immigrants!
Don’t forget the MAGA cougars! Not a natural hair in sight, just National Socialist Women's League-blonde, as far as the eye can see.
This called “Stalinism.” God elected officials are such ✨gutless cowards✨
There’s something sad and wonderful about little videos of my step-babies when they were little. It’s nice. It’s beautiful. We are ephemeral beings.
When my little sister was 15 for her birthday she made my entire not-high, Mormon family watch and listen to The Wizard of Oz / Dark Side of the Moon. That is the only thing she asked for. We kept having to re-sync it up because of the FBI Warning at the beginning of the VHS.
Things in Vegas with @valerietosi.bsky.social are going great so far. #CES2025
Am I about to: a) go to #CES2025 b) direct another Lord of the Rings movie?
Today is Step Mom Christmas. My real Christmas is when our kids come from their mom’s house. Step Mom Christmas has caviar, pets in outfits, and Champagne as a consolation prize. Merry Christmas to you, however you’re rocking it.
