
new hairstyle, who dis? (pic unrelated)

workout was extra sweaty today💦

"Activity detected" For some reason, sex isn't in their list 😜

yeah I do like beer but it tastes better when it's recycled🌝

yes i'm a hard worker, boss 🫡

the smell of my sweaty nutsack on the drive home had me so hard

make sure you take regular breaks to cool down when working in the office😘
lowkey super anxious posting this lol

congratulations on surviving a very hot humpday🫠 you've earned some bonus pics!
(apologies for the indecent exposure🫣)

walking home and my shorts are FALLING

making the most of the sun☀️

yeah I guess you could say I was horny🥴💦

alternative slams-laptop-shut-until-monday pics😋

it's finally the weekend☺️

get your face right in there lad

low effort post (I even used the built-in bsky camera)😙

this is why it's called vitamin d, by the way☀️

fcFridays are best enjoyed from home😜

sometimes you just have to give yourself a facial ykwim


icl I'm very happy with this pic 🥰

I haven't been very active, sowwy, have some pics

happy humpday (it's happy because I'm not in work)

should bluesky introduce stories? sometimes I want to show you all my dick but not really commit to it 😅

two for one this TAINT thursday 😏 tell me which is your favourite bit