Lawrence Ross
@alpha1906
The Most Famous Person You've Never Heard Of. 32 yr Husband. 26 yr Dad. 40 yr Alpha man. Life member for all. Author: The Divine Nine & Blackballed Metaphor Club Owner ManU. Lakers. Cal, Lakers fanatic
Hey y'all, I spoke with Mitch McConnell today for about 20 minutes. He was chillin' on Crenshaw, and he told me the Celtics sucked, the Warriors were delusional, and the Clippers made him laugh, which had never happened before. But he did say he liked the...composition...of my Lakers...
13-0 under a Socialist mayor. 0-1 under a Fascist president. I don't make the rules.
Someone on Twitter is keeping a running count of how many times NFL team owners or employees are mentioned in the Epstein files. As a Raiders fan, I was hoping they had photos of Mark Davis looking like this in them boys, all so the NFL would force him to sell immediately...
This will be the first time in Black History that a Black man started running, and no other Black people automatically started running with him. #BlackHistoryMonth
Mel Tucker ran so Cignetti could fly in the transfer portal...but because he went with the bubble instead of the quarter zip, he ended up in Sherrone Moore land.
When you saw this dude lick his lips in a '90s movie, you knew that he fucked everybody on that girl's trip...
Over the past seven years, the Metaphor Club has done a bunch of Q&As with Black folks we've been proud to bring to the club:
Awesome MetaREAD tonight. Big ups to Ugo Obioha from UTA for coming out and giving feedback to our writers. One of the strongest group in a minute, we were able to rock eight writers tonight with great acting. Thanks for coming out!!!
My LA writers, remember to come and listen to six writers and their scripts during our cold table read. We'd love for you to offer feedback. The Metaphor Club: 4333 Crenshaw Blvd, Leimert Park
Well, well, well...The Good Guys with another win. That's six in a row, and we're tied for second. And that's with Rui and Reaves out. LeBron and Luka...Feeling good...
Now that we're in Jim Crow 2.0, Black people are supporting Black businesses. That's great. As one of The Metaphor Club's partners since 2018, I would like to give you tips.
If you want to take my Advanced Storytelling course, this is your last chance to enroll. It's $1500 for the twelve weeks, and we meet at the Metaphor Club once a week from 7 pm to 10 pm. We start mid-January (day of the week TBD)
When people with authoritarian tendencies, like the corrupt New York City mayor Eric Adams, think they're creating powerful images of law and order...but don't realize that the message conveyed is one of a single man going against an unjust system. #LuigManigone
Nah...the evil villain, Toaster Strudel, is looking to collect all five flavors of Pop Tarts at the bowl, and then...we'll all be ruled by the Herr Fuhrer Toaster Strudel for the next four years...
So back in 2000, I was signing copies of the Divine Nine at the Delta convention when I hear Nikki's voice. It is unmistakeable, but the LAST voice I thought I'd every hear addressing me. She says, "Is that Lawrence Ross, the author of the Divine Nine?" I turn and go, ye...and then I'm STUNNED
The Greatest Record Company in Human History! Don't fight me. Just accept the truth. LOL
Not sure who offed the UnitedHealthcare CEO, but this dude was seen drinking an espresso nearby...could be a lead...just sayin'....
We Alpha may be too damn cold, but the Inglewood Alphas are working to make sure everyone stays warm during this winter. So if you have a new or gently worn blanket or jacket, donate them at the Metaphor Club on Dec. 22nd.