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Phil

@alsonamedphil

I used to hate the fool in me But only in the morning Now, I tolerate him all day long (He/Him)

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Phil@alsonamedphil· 18h

I also grow regular tomatoes. They're boring. But still tomatoes.

Two large round red tomatoes.

Phil@alsonamedphil· 4d

Today's tomato: Heirloom Green tomato (real name unknown) Yes, it's ripe. On the sweeter side and great in salads. One of my newer favourites. Picked it up at a farmer's market and went from there. Gave some to my dad and they infuriated him because "how do you know when a green tomato is ripe?!"

Two green tomatoes, slight yellow orange tinge to splotches of the skin.

Green tomato cut in half. Very green on the inside.

Phil@alsonamedphil· 6d

Today's tomato is one I've dubbed Yellow Teardrop. Love these ones. Forget where I got them from. Basically a yellow cherry tomato with an odd shape. Perfect snacker. I plant extra because I want a whole bowl I can go full Denathor on. General favourite among people I give tomato plants to.

Yellow Teardrop tomato.

Phil@alsonamedphil· 6d

The crop's coming in nicely.

A small harvest of my tomatoes. They range in size, shape and colour (red, yellow, green and a mixture of saud colours).

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jul 30

Farm Pup.

Freya the Pup looking out a window, very attentively, at a herd of cows. Old barn in the background.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jul 21

Odyssey this, Nolan that. Pfft. In this household, we respect the classics.

Opening credit sequence of O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Clooney, Turturro and Nelson running through the fields from the chain gang, The Big Rock Candy Mountains by Harry McClintock plays.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jul 10

Cottage Puppy

Freya the Pup looking back at me, behind her the bush she wants to go run through.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jul 7

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jul 3

Sir, a second offer sheet has hit the Ducks.

George W Bush being told about the September 11th attacks while at a school reading, looking befuddled.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jul 1

lmao

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 27

The Paws

Freya the Pup. Big ears, big paws.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 26

Who you spending your night with?

Freya the Pup, resting on the couch by my feet.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 25

I can't believe that people of Toronto are seriously considering this man to he their Mayor:

Brad Bradford, bald as can be, in a grey suit, no tie, soulless look in his eyes matching his forced smile.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 19

"Yo! We gardening or what?"

Freya the Pup sitting beside bean poles I'm putting into the garden.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 18

Rainy day energy. (Yes, she's already figured out that couches are the greatest thing, ever.)

Freya the Pup, sleeping, sprawled out on the couch.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 17

Like I'm back on safari

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 17

Are parents still giving their babies this chew toy? I think Freya likes it more.

Freya, the pup, chewing on the human teething toy, Sophie the Giraffe.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 17

A very regal looking Freya, relaxing on a cushion.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 17

It's a lot of sleeping right now but it'll get more exciting.

The puppy Freya, napping in her carrier.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 17

She's so adorable.

Freya, having a nap.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 17

Freya, exploring her new home

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 17

This is a puppy account now. (2/2)

Our new puppy, Freya.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Jun 3

Early summer vibes.

Little grey cat lounging outside on an ottoman.

Little grey cat on same ottoman, all stretched out on her back.

Phil@alsonamedphil· May 23

Fake Star Trek Voyager title screen featuring the starship Voyager. The title reads "It's got to be Neelix - the Delta Quadrant's answer to a question nobody asked!!"

Phil@alsonamedphil· May 23

Fake Star Trek DS9 title screen featuring the station in background. Title is "Nobody Understands the rules to Dabo".

Phil@alsonamedphil· May 23

Fake Star Trek TNG title screen featuring the starship Enterprise D in front of a planet. Title is "The Blurst of Both World's?! You stupid monkey!"

Phil@alsonamedphil· May 23

Fake Star Trek TNG title screen featuring the starship Enterprise D. Title is "No, Riker still doesn't have a beard. Skip."

Phil@alsonamedphil· May 22

Mock Star Trek DS9 title screen showing the station and reading "Garak & Bashir in 'Messy Bitches, Part IV'"

Phil@alsonamedphil· May 19

(Soccer Post)

A colander of cherries.

Phil@alsonamedphil· Apr 22

Classic meme "Press F to Pay Respects"