Theo 💜 🐻
@alterursegos
I’m basically here to slutpost tbh. 25 - 18+ only pls. Major geek and gamer. Talk Pokémon with me? 🌶️ for fun, happily taken! DMs open. Know me irl? our secret 🤫 he/they 🇯🇲 🏳️⚧️ Throne:
I hope everyone who attended Furrydelphia had a fun, sexy, and safe convention!! Look at my new shirt :3
A fun horny post before I make a lame one… 😈 the sequel to yesterday’s wand video. This thing is so effective.
Bluesky hates fun and only allows me to upload one video at once. Oh well - guess I have an excuse to upload another tomorrow!
I know sometimes my content can be penis centric but cmon… 😏 can you blame me?
Moving forward one step at a time. Today’s step is making myself cum hard with a ‘retro’ sex toy. 🫣 💦 Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
Hey y’all - srry I’ve been inactive. Though, I know I don’t need to apologize, y’all are chill. 😉 I’ve been through some wild and upsetting stuff this last couple of weeks, and spent time finding myself. I’m gonna try and get back in the rhythm of posting to celebrate my body 💞 so take a dildo ride!
I had a great time at AC! I was just as good as I was bad. 😈 Enjoy some photos of me in a bind.
Not a lot of my shorts show clear outline when I’m hard, I love that these do 😇
Waiting in my car, but I get bored so easily… come help out? Make my day?: venmo.com/code?user_id...
Happy #softiesunday . Camera doesn’t capture it well, but I feel like the bush is getting unwieldy. Time for a trim?
🥴 🤤 😵💫 Another video with my toy. Thinking of everyone’s winking holes holes and twitching dicks this #fatcockfriday
A friend wanted to see more videos of me nutting, now the video is going public 😈
Meet me in a cubicle after-hours, I have someone who’s very excited to meet his new business prospect.
Took a longer form video of me enjoying myself, here’s a clip for you sexy people! 🍑
Pass it along - please let us see your pfp in its full sized glory. 💫 (Man, this one is old! I could probably use an update.)
I think I need to work on the composition of my dick picks 🤔 they’re not exactly giving high art.
Not my best photo, but a friend said I had a J-vein and it made me giggle enough that I thought it was worth sharing
Sometimes I see videos of my own ass and go ‘Damn. I’d fuck me!’ Happy #thirstythursday my fellow freaks on the internet!
I recenlty made an investment to get Slater from #BadDragon. It's my first #exoticdildo and I'm loving it. 🍑 Cheers to those who saw it early, and sorry for the shaky setup ;3 🥂 Hopefully more high quality content to come soon, if all goes well.
Shooting a fat load looking at your #fatcockfriday posts! 🍆Thanks for being so sexy, everyone. 😏
Can’t focus on goals cuz life is screwing you over? Focus on your dick instead!