Oh, it's National Wiffleball Day. Shall I waffle your balls now, or after the traditional anthem?

If only...

Whoops.

Ass thread 🍑 See a butt, quote a butt

Save me Gym Air Conditior. You're my only hope

Happy Hump Day from the gym showers! (Oxfprd Rd. End cubicle. All welcome.) #HHD

Something like this as well?

Gym session completed. Shower time. Who's joining me?

Worked up a sweat at the gym. Anyone free for other, more intimate and intense forms of cardio?

Whoops, you *appear* to have *accidentally* and *entirely* without intention, exposed your *beautiful* arse and posted it on the Internet. Plus: hehe. Nice.

Meet me in the café bathroom? Room for at least one more...c

You'll have to speak up! I'm wearing a towel!

Who was your first porn crush? Probably some American studio like Cesar or something. BUT: the first I can remember buying for the guy on the cover was Chris Cooke.

Felt peachy after the gym today.

Back on my bullshit, but in the most hockey mask coloured jock I own, in deference to Friday the 13th:

Oops. My pants fell down. Give a gay a hand? 🥺

I'll be in the end cubicle if you're interested. I'll be ready for you. All of you.

Gym done.

All sweaty after the gym. Anyone joining me for a shower?

Did a gym. Did a shower. Did a photo. I await validation.

Leader, looking at the alt account:

[Generic Ass Picture Caption]

I've Just seen this in the @sinnerwear.bsky.social sale, and it's made me *immediately* think of you

Jocktober. Gone, but not forgotten. Like Scrooge and Christmas, I promise I will honour Jocktober in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

Not posted a photo for a while but someone liked sn old photo, so posted for valudation:

Back on my bullshit. (Or on my back if you ask nicely)

Is leg day working yet?

They're unbreakable, and they're supposed to help keep the wine cool for longer. Something like this: (Also available on non Bezos supporting sites, probably)