Alysha Levine

@alybunny

Former: TV/Commercial Production Current: happier (working for an immigration attorney) Forever: saying the word cute too much

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Alysha Levine@alybunny· 18d

Mae West in a ruffled black sequined gown and hat with giant feathers

Alysha Levine@alybunny· 19d

Alan Ritchson Instagram photo of him walking his dog in a T-shirt that says "Arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor"

Alysha Levine@alybunny· 22d

If I saw the gold one in someone's house, I would totally think it was from Spaceballs

The Joan Rivers Dot Matrix gold robot from Spaceballs

Alysha Levine@alybunny· 23d

Our cat makes my husband carry her around like a baby when he gets home from work

Alysha Levine@alybunny· 24d

My cat loves a summer breeze

Alysha Levine@alybunny· 29d

"Helping" with the laundry

A cute cat sits on a freshly folded T-shirt

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jul 12

Damn, written in the 1791

The pamphlet made a case for consumer complicity in slavery: "If we purchase the commodity we participate in the crime. The slave dealer, the slave holder, and the slave driver, are virtually agents of the consumer, and may be considered as employed and hired by him to procure the commodity ... In every pound of sugar used we may be considered as consuming two ounces of human flesh."[8] Rhetoric describing slave produce as figuratively contaminated by the blood, tears, and sweat, of slaves, and as morally polluting, was widely used. Further pamphlets on the same theme followed.

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jul 8

My first apartment in LA was next to Bill Pullman's house. I remember his young kids playing outside and now one of them is a leading man.

Cartoon image of an old lady with a walker

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jul 7

@itsthebrandi.bsky.social

Oh my God, she admit it!
(Focus group guy from I Think You Should Leave)

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jul 7

Can't sleep and all I can think about is how underrated Ken Marino is. How did he not get every award for the Sin Say Shun Awards Afterparty episode of Party Down?

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 29

Um, I don't think the racist movie starring the rich guy with a taste for human flesh is critically acclaimed??? Unless Elon secretly bought Google TV

Google TV's Top selling movies page shows Citizen Vigilante with a 95% Rotten Tomatoes score

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 24

It's this side of the Simpsons gag about the DNC

A frame from The Simpsons of a banner over the stage at the DNC that reads "We Hate Life And Ourselves"

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 21

Simpsons image of the woman saying "won't somebody please think of the children?" but it says "won't somebody please think of the sex pests?"

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 20

I spent a ton of time at the library and always loved these. Not sure if my husband would understand having a Matt Dillon poster on the wall though

A Read poster featuring Matt Dillon holding a copy of Orwell's Down and Out in Paris and London

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 19

He turned the pool green and someone turned his office walls red

Jerry Orbach as Lennie Brisco on Law & Order

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 19

I found a more recent photo and it's even worse

A man who looks like a Dick Tracey villain with a cigar in his mouth standing next to a much younger woman

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 17

I yell "no cats on computers" at this one every day

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 17

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you (College girl vigilantes taking down sexual predators...my kind of show. Gone too soon)

Ad for the MTV show Sweet/Vicious. The tagline is "Take the Bastards Down " and the picture is of two girls standing back to back. One is holding a baseball bat and the other a crowbarl

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 17

We did manage to get her in a koala hat once and then she hid under the bed for a whole day

A man holding a very cute cat in a (koala) hat

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 17

Umm sorry for enjoying my unscratched face (she looks cute but would murder me)

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Jun 3

New 60 minutes war correspondent

Terrible "citizen journalist" Nick Shirley who created the gross and racist Somali "fraud" video where he showed up at random daycares and demanded to see the children

Alysha Levine@alybunny· May 22

She thinks all laundry is a new bed for her

A yawning cat on a pile of clean laundry

Alysha Levine@alybunny· May 20

I am forever grateful to Dirty Dancing for teaching me at a young age that men who suggest Ayn Rand are awful.

Two stills from the movie Dirty Dancing: An image of an old paperback copy of The Fountainhead and an image of the character Robbie who is saying "Some people count, some people don't."

Alysha Levine@alybunny· May 14

It's a very cute face!

A beautiful smokey tortoise shell cat with fluffy paws outstretched

Alysha Levine@alybunny· May 14

She thinks people can't see her if she hides her face (this is her at the vet's office)

A cat being weighed in a basket at a vet's office. She is "hiding" by burying her face into the side of the basket.

Alysha Levine@alybunny· May 14

Every time anyone comes to fix something at my house I want to hide in the closet with my cat.

A cat trying to make herself invisible by hiding in a bag in a closet. Her face is smushed into a pair of jeans

Alysha Levine@alybunny· May 13

Melania Trump planting a tree using a gold shovel. She is wearing pale pink stilettos, a floral skirt and a sleeveless top

Alysha Levine@alybunny· May 4

The song with the funniest background story

Background section of the Wikipedia entry for You Make Loving Fun: "You Make Loving Fun" was inspired by Christine McVie's affair with the band's lighting director, Curry Grant.[2] "To avoid flare-ups", she told her then-husband and fellow band member, John McVie, that the song was about her dog.[3]

Alysha Levine@alybunny· May 4

M.I.A. is also an absolute weirdo about Jews. You can be upset about Israeli violence without buying into the worst of the Neo-Nazi conspiracies.

M.I.A tweet from February that reads: There are 2 Jewish blood lines, one that Jesus came from and one a imposter satanic one. This is clear.

So are Epstine, winestine lot , the real philestine?

Because sacrificing on the full moon
Sounds like a thing we need to end.

Alysha Levine@alybunny· Apr 16

He is so cute. Last night I laid out fresh towels for houseguests and my cat assumed I was making her a bed