Amanda C 🥄
@amandaesque
Bureaucromancer. I enjoy filling out forms because it feels like taking a test where I know all the answers. MSP, she/her.
come down to the ReStore portal to narnia in 20 minutes if u want an ass kicking
- Last item on the nav is "Premium Billing." Click on this. - Sent to third portal site w/ account summary and spending, plan info, and wellness tips. At the bottom of the page is a grid of 11 "Tools and Resources" icons, including "Premium Billing" - Click hand holding dollar. (3/?)
How, HOW am I such a sucker for a mix (tape, CD, playlist)? Why does "this song made me think of you" just absolutely bulldoze amy and all rationality, months or even YEARS after the fact?? I don't want this to change about myself. I can only try to build up defenses. But damn. 🎧
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat photo from your phone.
I love @racketmn.com for a ton of reasons, like this headline! I once passed T-Paw while boarding a flight back to MSP from DCA. He was in first class and was getting his ear talked off by an intense hockey fan (who continued the intensity for the whole 2+ hour flight!)
“And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.” – Kurt Vonnegut
Ever since grading AP essays decades, my editing/markup pen of choice is a red Paper Mate Flair felt tip. I really want to buy the poor copywriter who had to do these bullet points a beverage of their choosing because I'm sure someone higher up wanted it to POP! with MORE ENERGY!
I have a spare house key printed on one these blanks – it’s the Twins home opener. 😎⚾️
Someday someone is going to be so overcome by the brilliance of my bumper sticker that they’ll drop to one knee and propose marriage immediately. I’ll decline, but it’s still bound to happen, and will be rad as hell.
This is what I got immediately after I paid, and it was valid right away. (Filthy because after I got my hang tag it fell on the floor of the car and got stepped on for weeks). It's tri-fold paper, the back is the receipt on DVS letterhead, with my name on it, and an office deputy stamp.
This is unintelligibly bad. "Driven to Discover" was fine AND was a easy target for graffiti!
Was reminded of the Doug handheld game today, featuring two actions: "Doug" and "Faster"
Wasn’t up late but played a version of Wingspan that my 9 year old made up called “Bird Hotel.”
Got a promo email with the subject "Flan-tastic deals inside!" It's about flannel, but honestly, this was my reaction:
Happened again this morning when I felt dizzy, thus convinced myself I’d had a stroke and had a concussion and would be forbidden from looking at screens and would need to quit my job. 2 hours of chill rest later, I remembered I’m recovering from the flu, so yeah I don’t feel 100%
Oceans are now battlefields, sweet potatoes are now spice melange, &c &c