This is pissing me OFF nobody is asking for more padded, full of filler remakes painstakingly stretched across 3 games, we just want ONE 9 remake!!!! As was promised!!! Is it so hard!!??

The universe must love me for once bc the RESIDENT EVIL 30th Anniversary Exhibit happens to run while I am in Tokyo later this year AND I got lottery tickets to go see it 🤩🤩🙏🙏

It’s @horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social birrhday!! 🎉🎉 it’s an honour to work alongside you every day as a colleague and friend, and even more of an honour to have recently bought a house with you in Haddonfield 🙏🙏

I think LA suits me tbh shall I move here x

Do NOT tell me how many calories are in these things. It’s not my business. I don’t need to know.

Isabelle Adjani’s performance in POSSESSION is (rightfully) considered one of the greatest of all time but it doesn’t work without Neill’s infuriating, palpably painful work as Mark to bounce off of. He’s just as incredible. What a loss!

Edgar Price vs Jack Baker who’s taking it

Reunited with the love of my life 🥒

Only watched 5 movies in all June….

Making me choose between SHf and REQUIEM…… so evil

Seeing Garbage and Pixies in one week healed a part of me that’s still 15 in ways I didn’t know possible (I just wish my phone wasn’t 600 years old and had a better camera tho lol)

Daily affirmations to myself: your bandana is giving Mia Goth in X. your bandana is NOT giving David Foster Wallace.

Not convinced I will ever actually receive a contributor copy of my own work on this but hey ho, I contributed a video essay to Terror Vision’s upcoming release of Kim Ki-young’s twisted #girlboss thriller BE A WICKED WOMAN!

Thanks @gkids.com for the delivery of pure PEAK in gorgeous 4K 🎤💙

How do I change my @

Capcom finally acknowledging that Claire is a RC survivor after completely ignoring her in Requiem and retconning Leon as Sherry’s rescuer BETTER LATE THAN NEVER I SUPPOSE………..

Good morning Redfield nation. I woke up beaming.

Look at her choker yall I’m crying

Feeling So Incredibly Normal about eyebrow-less bleach blond shullet Zeno suit Drew Starkey btw

The people (me) demand RE Engine Ashford twins!!!

CV remake announcement this week please GOD!!!

Does anyone have any good recommendations for wrist guards for kettlebell workouts lol

Who can guess July’s theme

Argue with the wall x

You will genuinely and truly have to hospitalize me

My hot take that nobody asked for is that the original Pyramid Head was really not that ripped and he looks better this way. Although I am open to discussions about the buff one as an indicator of James’ backwards ideas of masculinity. Another of Gans’ many crimes.

Genuinely and truly cannot sleep because I’m thinking about apple strudel

State of Play and Summer Games Fest next week fellas who’s ready for crippling disappointment