"Dear guests, we've rewritten the rules to not include the part that would have been actively illegal to implement, but we still wrote the rules to vaguely allow and encourage witch-hunting what is and isn't considered 'explicitly sexual'. We're sorry you misunderstood, but its not our fault!"

That feeling when you get added to an "Antisemites" list simply because you said supporting genocide is bad. Homie, I said genocide is bad. If you think that means I hate the Jewish people solely because they're Jewish, then *YOU* made that antisemitic conclusion. Don't put that shit on me. lmao.

the desire to be fuzzy-brined padded pup is strong today.

Remember guys, the DSA is only hated because they actually plan to walk the walk instead of only talking the talk. The center left really do be going full mask-off about "Candidates who actually plan to do something, and not just talk about doing something, are our #1 enemy"

Me: itty bitty baby puppy! Awf awf! Youtube algorithem: cool bwans, lets learn about the mechanical challenges of preloading ball bearings to promote rigidity

Youtube's new defense against adblockers: Just make youtube run so terribly that nobody actually wants to use it, with or without an ad blocker or subscription.

Republicans when they're asked about Mitch McFuckFace:

I was today years old when I learned there is an official Free Speech flag. It was created as a way to get around a legal fight regarding the distribution of the AACS Encryption key, 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0, which allowed users to make copies of HD DVD and BlueRay discs.

What? What does this even mean? I am legit curious to know what he thinks happened lmao.

Stay safe yall

I wonder what unimaginable horrors trump is attempting to bring to the CDC

But who is this, lmak

Okay, but lets be completely clear, targeting drag queens would ALSO be a terrifying assault on the first ammendment.

The only civilization that needs "wiped out" is the republican party.

Ah, there we go. Totally the behavior of a mentally healthy and well adjusted adult.

I legit don't think my day could possibly get any better from here.

Subscribestar's new moderation guidelines:

So about that hail though (this fell a few hours ago in South KC

Sure would be a shame if somebody started bot spamming the fuck out of these contacts. Shut that shit down with volume. Raunchy anime porn, close up knee shots, lyrics to offensive songs. Set their support team on absolute fire.

In a shocking turn of events, Democrats have broken from their usual plan of "Waiting to see if Trump is actually as bad as we can blatantly see that he is"

Obviously be extremely careful with this one, but the rest of this is true, and encouraged.

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?

Since captain centrist blocked me, dont just "vote blue no matter who". Make sure you vote blue for the right person who will actually stand up for and protect the rights of *ALL* Americans. Dont just vote your rights away because "the safe option still had a D by their name" remember 2024.

Friendly reminder that its not just "vote blue, no matter who" but make sure you vote FOR THE RIGHT blue candidates. some dems were all too comfortable to blame trans people for the 2024 election loss. They should be fried just as much as every republican.

Buh

But if you're cancling a sub bought on Google Play, you can still complain HAHAHAHA

"Democrats will do at least the bare fucking minimum, Jeffries says"

Oh look, i can screenshot random shit too. Look at that

Im guessing you have seen this answer before: i.imgur.com/CcQY8AP.png