"I spend $3700 a month living in a tiny home near a bike trail near downtown (small city that used to be affordable) and I still watch Marvel movies"

This tho:

Listen I know I have a small dick but don’t call me “little”

Only four living people call me that but the %* makes it obvious this ain’t one of them

🤔

I’ve been using this as a pen holder on my desk for 20+ years. It’s from an early 2000s WRX with a 5 speed. They had a habit of stripping teeth off of gears.

So I hear you're a southie now, buster

I seem to have a lot of intel 8080 microprocessors

I feel like there should be a sequel by now

Your lost in the woods and you see a telephone booth But inside it there no telephone, but a bank toob It appears empty, but as soon as you step inside a canister arrives

Power is still out

It was foretold

Not a woman, but…