I saw this photo in a 2009 *National Geographic* and I immediately turned to the ancient cat sitting next to me and said LOOK MINNIE THEY TOOK A BABY PICTURE OF YOU

Gone from my desk for a couple of days and look what happens.

This ought to be in every Democrat attack ad from now until Election Day.

“Becoming”?

From this post:

The *Post* says “new research,” I say a glancing acquaintance with history says the “new research” is rubbish, and we both go home alone.

Well, you know what they say: if it doesn’t bring you joy, get rid of it.

#asmuchformyreminderasyours

From an AOC fundraising email, a great point about cynicism.

Coming soon.

Today is the 19th anniversary of Dustin’s passing; the photo below only hints at his awesomeness. (L to R: Kira, Dustin)

I suppose I could say ZOMG HUNDREDZ OF TEH THOUSANDZ OF VIEWZ I AM TEH AWESOMEZ!!! but I've dedicated a whole essay in my next book to explaining why people who do that kind of thing are assholes.

An ICE agent at Minneapolis yesterday; the mask he’s wearing serves no purpose other than to disguise his identity.

#AIsucks

What do you say to Trumpholes when prices don’t go down? Just this:

#evergreen #butalsosigh