Ammonyte

@ammonyte

The Ammonyte abides. A digital fossil in an un-wired world. Interested in Butterflies, Conservation, Science, History, Photography, Rugby, Cricket, Ales. Somewhat wary and cynical of politicians. IC #1335

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Ammonyte@ammonyte· 16d

How about this? A Rolls Royce Merlin in a body based on a Phantom!

Red car bonnet open to reveal a Rolls Royce Merlin engine

Ammonyte@ammonyte· 20d

So you can't wash your own car under the hosepipe ban, but someone can wash it for you? I guess the @officialthameswater creditors also own car wash businesses?

Screenshot of Thames Water FAQ regarding hosepipe ban

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jun 26

Been trying one of those wrist worn health trackers. The blood pressure is so wrong as to be dangerous. 160/97 would be nearer. (Yes, yes I know...)

Screenshot of Blood Pressure measurements showing 95 over 61 which suggests that the wearer has low blood pressure when they actually have high pressure

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jun 12

Happy Birthday. Have a pint of tea and a pizza from Tongham

Pizza in foreground pint of beer behind and a hop field in the background

Ammonyte@ammonyte· May 24

Better not tell him about the floor in Hereford Cathedral

Red, black and yellow tiles on the floor of Hereford Cathedral seem to show interlocking swastikas

Ammonyte@ammonyte· May 16

Timeline dammit! So here is a Marsh Fritillary to compensate for the autocorrect typo

An orange, tan and brown butterfly sitting on some grass

Ammonyte@ammonyte· May 16

Timeliness cleanse: Duke of Burgundy butterfly

A brown and orange butterfly on a white background

Ammonyte@ammonyte· May 4

May the Fourth be with you

King Henry IV wearing a red head covering

Ammonyte@ammonyte· May 1

May the 1st be with you. Am I doing this right?

Snoke, leader of the First Order in Star Wars. A bald and disfigured appearance.

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Apr 11

Best Star Trek crew wrong answers only

A man and three women looking down a wooden ceiling behind them

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Mar 8

In this household baking #sourdough bread is still A Thing

A hemispherical loaf of bread with a cross scored across it sits cooling on a wire rack on a black ceramic hob.

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Mar 7

I sense a disturbance in the force.

A screen shot of two consecutive bluesky posts both saying "Fucking VAR"

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Feb 28

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

A photo of a lake surrounded by trees, blue sky and white clouds reflected in the water

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Feb 26

Fake headline accredited to Allister Heath, a daily telegraph writer. "Starmer's ufo Aliens lesbianism transex policy is a terrifying echo of Soviet-era planning"

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Feb 21

A group of white snowdrops against a background of green

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Feb 14

Menoncello? I thought you meant

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Feb 8

It's time for #SuperbOwl

A Barn Owl sitting on a post with wings spread apart

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jan 30

That's a hell of a review.

A picture of Melania Trump. The text reads "Melania review - Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest"

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jan 30

Just chilling.

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jan 25

Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face, Great Chieftain o’ the Puddin-race! Aboon them a’ ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy of a grace As lang ‘s my arm.

A plate with haggis neeps and tatties along side a wee dram of whisky

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jan 24

Podcasters and youtubers, I am looking at you.

Samuel L Jackson pointing a gun at a seated man. The caption reads " Say do me a solid one more time"

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jan 18

Share a television show that raised you

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jan 18

And now, just up the road, a brown hairstreak egg!

In the crux of three branches of blackthorn a small spherical white egg sits.

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jan 14

Is this you @jim09ea63.bsky.social ?

Two men wearing combat fatigues in front of a tank painted a shade of sand

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jan 11

Sunday Service at my Church. Restoring chalk grassland to encourage Chalk Hill Blue butterflies #volunteering #conservation #butterfiles

A field of rough chalk grassland. Three small figures are working to remove invading scrub. On a hill in the distance can be seen a stand of green conifers

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jan 10

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains

Cover of the CD "the orb's adventures beyond the ultraworld"

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Jan 3

Apropos of nothing at all.

The cover of the Elton John record called "Madman across the water"

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Dec 20

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go

A man with a frilly shirt looks at a bald man

Ammonyte@ammonyte· Dec 15

A shit photo of a @shitlawns.bsky.social My neighbour spent the weekend astroturfing his garden