Andrew Brennan
@andbrnn
writer / artist / Bengals fan www.andrewbrennan.net
Who do you turn to when you find yourself in trouble? https://blackcanyon.substack.com/p/dark-matter
Not all relationships end well. Choose your parting gifts wisely. https://blackcanyon.substack.com/p/ophelia
The man who designed the ugliest car in recent memory says he's going to make a "historically accurate" version of The Odyssey with no writers, actors, or any other filmmaking professionals. Because making movies is easy.
Getting lost in the woods and the monsters you might find there. blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-the-tooth
The police find a dead body buried in the backyard but you're not worried. https://blackcanyon.substack.com/p/pins-and-needles
Re-assemble the pieces of your past. https://blackcanyon.substack.com/p/thirteen-pieces
That scene in Caddyshack where the bishop insists on playing golf in a thunder storm, except it's Donald Trump trudging through the Reflecting Pool, cursing God for finally exposing his rank incompetence to the world.
Something interesting https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/space-shuttles-roman-horses-and-ulysses
Something beautiful https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/franz-ferdinand-and-joan-of-arc
Something beautiful https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/underground-fires-and-egon-schiele
Something beautiful https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/vagus-nerves-and-chocolate-eggs
"Actually" reveals the truth here. Right wing media is 100% based on talking down to the Bible-and-Gun clutchers in exchange for low-IQ advertising dollars (or Hungarian bribes).
A newsletter about beautiful things and why they are important. https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/vagus-nerves-and-chocolate-eggs
Something beautiful https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/missing-apocalypses-and-a-kingdom
Something interesting https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/toothfish-vestal-virgins-and-train-stations
Tonight I'm having a cocktail in honor of Kash Patel. Last night he had dinner with his boss and had to stay 100% sober because everybody thinks he's an alcoholic. Then somebody showed up with a gun and everybody learned he has no qualifications in law enforcement. Bad night for Kash. Cheers
The worst birthday party ever. blackcanyon.substack.com/p/green-cupcakes
When replies are blocked, yet somehow the worst advice possible gets posted.
The neighborhood owl has been perched in our backyard all afternoon, getting harassed by the crows who have a nest across the street. Poor guy hasn't had a moment of peace.
Pam Bondi got the Traitors treatment at the DOJ. (shout out Alan Cumming)
Something interesting https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/toothfish-vestal-virgins-and-train-stations
"Our mission was so successful that we now have no way to end the war we started." What happens when you elect the dumbest person possible.
May your rank mediocrity be followed one day by somebody who makes you look like an "intellectual giant."