Very often nowadays I see some news or have some experience that reminds me of those scenes in An Inconvenient Truth about all the bad shit that will happen to us. For instance this local lake that I boated in last year

The more experience I get as a parent the more I understand his hypervigilance

13 years! Wow

They let you completely zonk out at the pool club if you're a baby

Why does Tyler Herro look like McLovin here

He learned to catch this weekend

New new

Kids these days will never understand the grit and determination that was required

I was asleep when the Netherlands lost last night so just imagine if I'd posted the following at a very timely moment. Pretty funny huh

I love her

Daycare has my daughter on the early hooper curriculum. They say her rim finishing is way ahead of schedule

Me after parenting a toddler and baby by myself for 120 mins

During Woke 2 we will do this in real life

A proposal for how to deal with these situations

Very normal way to think and talk

The Court's standard for deciding "This is a racist statement" is quite different from it's standard for deciding "This statement shows discrimination against religion." In Masterpiece Cakeshop, merely observing that religion is used to justify discrimination was obvious religious discrimination

Two eps into Widow's Bay

Me, with great sorrow and weariness, every 6 months or so: Balloon Guy is still at it??

One thing I've always been right about is that every tech that involves wearing big weird glasses will fail. Remember 3D TVs? Google Glass? Apple Vision Pro? All failed for reasons tech ppl are incapable of grasping: it is loser shit on a visceral level

Ronaldo's whole game is Thomas Bryant in this pic

Match fixing is a scourge and these bets should not be legal but the idea of someone running around and causing mayhem in an attempt to get a yellow card is funny to me

Remember when one of the greatest games ever turned on the size of a dude's ass

As I was leaving the house this morning the toddler told me "Thank you for coming here"

So he's a men's rights guy or what

Brother I'm fucking dying. The notion of going to Boston and visiting famous American landmarks such as the cop slide

Soccer coaches wear nice suits in 100-degree heat; NBA coaches dress like this in air conditioned gyms

48 Laws of Power-ass regulation

I like this a lot. I love making a shirt for a special occasion and I'm constantly trying to get my friends and family to join

I think a lot about the Bluths partying together. They could've been so happy