When we went to Sorrento we… liberated… two lemons from a tree at a Limoncello producer. Between them they had 21 seeds. All of them are now in their second pot in the greenhouse!!

Cat. Hot.

Agapanthus chilling on a solar panel

#IYKYK

#HydrationBreak

Social media has fucking destroyed us.

They know it’s over. They know they’re fucked. Time for the desperation posts.

They are literally farming fear and hysteria.

He needs to be removed

Oh fuck off

“Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty”

33 degrees at 7pm. Perfectly normal. #ButBut1976

“Drill, baby, drill”

Is there any clearer “throw your ratio into the sun” image…? @lbc.co.uk

Boss

Hear me out… this guy comes out of retirement. He doesn’t stand in the election, he just follows Farage around Clacton whilst he’s campaigning. On election night, he sits motionless in the hall. Staring. Waving. Silently.

Gutted that my submission hasn’t made #FoxOfTheDay @chrisgpackham.bsky.social

Such tetchy tribalism 🤣

It’s a good day 🤣

As night follows day, Badcunt is wrong. Again. Twat.

I fucking love this platform @mrjamesob.bsky.social @iandunt.bsky.social

So much this

Hahahahahahahahha HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“I don’t tell him to call me Daddy, he does it himself as he’s about to cum”