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Marwood@andmarwood· 1d

"With these X-ray specs, I can see that the solution to the climate crisis is to grant more North Sea oil licenses and to send national alerts about disposable barbeques."

Picture of Andy Burnham at the Met Office, holding his specs.

Marwood@andmarwood· 1d

There's one scene of Elon overseeing slaves building the pyramids while in the background the apocalypse appears to rage. Elon is pointing at you. This is his plan for you.

Scene from Musk's ketamine-fuelled AI slop movie.

Elon oversees slaves building the pyramids while in the background the apocalypse appears to rage.

Elon is pointing at the camera.

Marwood@andmarwood· 2d

There is a very high risk of bullshit nationally. Residents, landowners & visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a revolution, including calling out fossil fuel giants, corrupt water company execs, political lobbyists or careerist MPs. Go back to sleep.

Government alert:

Issued by the UK government

There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners and visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbeques, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. Even a small flame can rapidly develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk.

Follow official updates and report signs of fire immediately by calling 999. Search gov.uk/alerts for more information.

Marwood@andmarwood· 14d

What's it gonna be? #BurnhamsChoice

Two buttons meme.
First button: Save own country & people from climate change
Second button: Pander to billionaires
Sweating man: Andy Burnham

Marwood@andmarwood· 22d

Wtf is that, man?

Picture of Trump at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner wearing a dinner jacket & bow tie and sporting the largest neck camel toe the world has ever had the misfortune to see.

Marwood@andmarwood· 24d

Just realised I've been blocked by centrist melt and condescending c^πt, James O'Brien (no idea when). Feels like a bit of a badge of honour.

Image of James O'Brien's home page showing "user blocking you".

Marwood@andmarwood· 27d

#WorldCup #FIFA2026

Trump and Infantino booed at the 2026 World Cup Final

Marwood@andmarwood· 28d

Does Lucy Powell or anyone in the upper circles of the Labour Party actually know what 'authentic Labour' is...? 🤔

Post from Lucy Powell MP, Deputy Labour Leader:

"We won’t out Reform Reform, or out Green the Greens. We’ll be authentically Labour - taking the pressure of people’s lives and rewiring the country so it works for the many not the few.

Speaking to Laura Kuenssberg this morning on the BBC."

Marwood@andmarwood· Jul 15

Same shit, different delivery driver

Picture of a white truck load of sh*t followed by an identical picture of a black truck load of sh*t.

First picture says "Labour under Starmer"

Second picture says "Labour under Burnham"

Marwood@andmarwood· Jul 8

"In order to avoid scrutiny of my acceptance of bungs from criminals, I have resigned as MP for Clacton, thereby ensuring it remains the topic of conversation for months and months. I thank you."

Marwood@andmarwood· Jul 6

Repost if you'll be supporting Belgium when they play against USA later!!! #FIFA2026 #Trump #Balogun

Truth Social post from Donald Trump crowing about how he has brought the entire World Cup (further) into disrepute by using his influence to corruptly get the red card match bans for Balogun 'suspended' until after the World Cup.

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 30

a.k.a. The Houses of Lobbying

The Palace of Westminster*

*brought to you by: Palantir, NewsCorp, Amazon and BP

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 29

What the what now??

Post from Deputy Labour Leader, Lucy Powell MP:

Good to be with so many friends and colleagues tonight at @lfpme.bsky.social

The Labour Party’s commitment to justice, freedom and security for Palestinians is unwavering.

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 22

If you scroll back on this graph, it shows even worse decline in activity. I don't understand it, and it's not what I would want, but I'm afraid it's a bit bleak. I'm assuming that many fools have gone back to X. 🙁

Chart showing a decline in the number of unique daily likers on Bluesky, from just under 1,200,000 to just over 1,000,000 over the last 4 months

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 21

You know that bit in Doctor Who, when he regenerates into the new doctor, who may look and act slightly differently but is somehow still the same person...?

Picture of Keir Starmer with Andy Burnham

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 19

#Trump is an international pariah. Distinct shades of this:

'cartoon thumbs up from group to one excluded' meme

First pic of the group is triaged with a photo of Trump standing isolated from a group of the other world leaders at the G7 summit.

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 17

WTF was this?

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 16

Zero likes, 1 repost (by himself) and 10 quote posts slating him. I'd say this post is going well for him. 😄 (Obviously, he turned off replies) #ProjectSmear

Quite probably antisemitic post by Francis Sedgemore attempting to smear Green Party leader Zack Polanski.

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 14

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon showing once again that he's got more names than he has brain cells...

Post on X from 'Tommy Robinson' (i.e. Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) calling for all 'bunnesses' [sic] to close.

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 13

There a lot of denial going on out there. Some need a slap. #eXodus

Batman slapping Robin meme.

Robin: "I'm gonna use X to shitpost against Musk and that will..."
--SLAP!--
Batman: "He's laughing at you!"

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 13

Take a look at the state of this section from the article 🤦 And people wonder why we're not enamoured of Burnham. ThinkLabour = Labour Together = McSweeney, Mandelson, etc

Excerpt from the article:

While the Manchester mayor spends his time knocking on doors in the run-up to polling day, a small group of people close to him have been collating ideas for government.
Those feeding in ideas include Josh Simons, the outgoing Makerfield MP, and Miatta Fahnbulleh, the former energy minister. Neither of the two would comment, though friends of Fahnbulleh have said she is doing her own policy thinking which Burnham could use rather than doing it on his behalf.
Other contributors include John Wrathmell, Labour’s former head of economic policy who now works with Burnham at the mayoral authority, JP Spencer, the devolution expert at the ThinkLabour thinktank, and Tom Whitney, an adviser to the transport secretary, Heidi Alexander.

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 12

#BoycottTesla Encourage the #eXodus

Billy Butcher from The Boys:
TRILLIONAIRE?
F***ING C**T, MORE LIKE

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 12

Poisonous Toad

The poisonous Red Toad
aka Luke Akehurst

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 11

All true. And yet people still post on X 🤷

Anson Skywalker & Princess Padme meme.

Anakin: I'm going to campaign against Musk and his unsure influence over us all.

Padme: Great, so are you leaving X?

Anakin: ...

Padme: You're gonna stop posting on X, right?

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 7

No time passing Long time gone Oh, when will we ever learn? #SocialistSunday

Where have all our taxes gone?
Corrupt MPs have spent them every one

Where have all the corrupt MPs gone?
Gone to big corporations every one

Where have all the big corporations gone?
Gone to tax havens every one

Where have all the tax havens gone?
Gone from nations every one

Where have all the nations gone?
Gone to taxes every one

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 6

Stuff of nightmares from the Sunday Sport here... 😱

Picture from front cover of The Sunday Sport showing "lookalike stripper" called Mandy Burnham

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 6

How on earth have these advertising stickers become commonplace in all UK supermarkets? It's basically tacit admission that prices are more expensive than Aldi except on those few items with the stickers where –big wow– they're simply the same. So how is that impressive? Ridiculous stuff.

Aldi Price Match tick used as advertising in all UK supermarkets these days

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 6

Just imagine the reaction if Vladimir Putin or Xi Jinping or some other leader had posted about events in our country in this way. But no, it's the Vice Fckn President of the USA. And Farage is reposting it.

Post by JD Vance on X, reposted by Nigel Farage

Henry Nowak died the same way a civilization dies: abandoned, handcuffed by authorities who neither trusted nor cared for him, and accused of hate crimes he did not commit. His murder is as tragic as it is enraging. He should still be alive today, and he would be if the last few generations of European elites had stood their ground against the politics of self-hatred and the mass invasion of migrants, many of whom despise the West and the people who love it.
Henry was far from the first to so needlessly lose his life, and I fear he won't be the last. Each time a life like his is lost, the proper response-the only response—is righteous anger. One of the most important things the Trump administration has proven to the world is that stopping the flow of mass migration and defending national sovereignty is a matter of political will and leadership. Anything else is an excuse.
It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children. And nobody— nobody—should ever die the way that Henry Nowak died. May God comfort those who loved him, and may God rest his soul.

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 4

Fiona Bruce usually tries to help them out

Marwood@andmarwood· Jun 2

The Ministerial Code "is the Prime Minister’s document" & the PM "is the ultimate judge" of ministerial standards. We've already seen how that went under Boris Johnson - just imagine what it would be like under Nigel Farage.