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Fka Lunasandwichbot on Elmo’s $44b 🔥💩
My son's golf clinic was sponsoring free outings for kids at local courses and using Google Sheets for sign-ups. Apparently some parents decided they could just delete other people's sign-ups and put their kid in their place. What is wrong with people?
Thanks AI for helping to make ticket resale markets “efficient”. These are the current quoted prices for a Tuesday night game between two .500 baseball teams
Posting his tweet for prosperity. I’m willing to bet he’d argue that not attending the Artemis splashdown is his only miss so far
Nearly did a spit take reading this morning's @talkhoops.bsky.social The Bounce when I saw this pic of how Wemby's size may impact the Knick's offense
A big difference between the way the media covered Biden and covers Trump is they filled in the blanks (real or imagined) with their own narrative when they didn’t have the Biden access they demanded. For Trump, they cover the access by editing it down to the WH narrative to maintain that access.
Bears are on the clock with the 57th pick and some young man’s life is about to change forever
The forecast for this weekend and what my FIL will show up wearing for his visit
This tweet is less than 4 days old and Ruff’s first two “plausible” events leading to a “not-terrible” midterm are hilariously big swings and misses.
Wife: I’ll take the boys to the park. You and Lottie can stay home to watch The Masters. Lottie: