I get to yell “hey”, someone can wield the vibraslap
A decrement to my literary friends counter
Gem from the mid-aughts
DVD bonus feature sponsored by VW. No mention or depiction of a VW in the movie or special features.
Computer, display and scroll a feed of Creative Posts
As we suspected, flawless aesthetics
Me swiping through Google Maps photo carousels of Halal Burgers
(pilgrim prayer voice): Idle Canine, oversee my tasks
evidently there's a restaurant with a bucket of café de olla and a concha the size of a goose
Baby Wikipedia in the building
At the dentist in a mummy bag. “You don’t need to see any extra, stay focused”
I think these mourning doves were about to get amorous
Whoever had 2qt 22oz please check your DMs to claim your prize
Setting my Slack status to “DnD - LOCKED IN” and then just doing this
Crying laugh at the people who click on or around their neighbor's house
