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Older than I imagined but yet somehow younger than I feel. Oof...
Sometimes I think my cat is coming to kill me... #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catMonday #catlife #notguilty #weebugger
I think it was the Icelandic bards who once said "you buy your cat a toy and it will still try and fucking pull up the floor trim" #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catFriday #catlife
Waits... Why is I so hots! I still has fluffy winter coat yet sun is shining... Must... Find... Shade... #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catSunday
The cat, at nearly 5 years old has discovers that she can get on top of the boiler. Send thoughts and prayers... Or a better behaved cat... #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger
Lot of grumpy shit on my timeline today. Here my cat instead... #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday
Embroidery rules... I was a grebo rock god back in.. Well, back in the whenever... but I imagine the badges give the whenever away 😂
Happy Penguin Awareness Day to those who observe - ie. everyone I hope! #peaceandlove #penguins #penguinawarenessday
Oh I don't know, they all look so nice. Oh, you choose, Nigel. You're the man who will be wearing it after all... #crossofiron #notthrfilm #fucknazis #FuckFarage #fuckukip
Why you nots let me drink from the bathtub... Peoples make bathtub gin no? Is normal, yes... #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #weebugger #catTuesday
Managed to take this photo by accident. Clearly Sr. Heron didn't want his picture taken... That'll do. #heron #rhsbridgewater #accidentalphoto #notacat
So you has new phone. Waste of times. No one ringings you. Why you not call a cab for your common senses as they clearly left the building some times ago, yes... #asymmetricaudrrey #catfriday #catsofbluesky #weebugger
Happy Boxing Day for those who need such things... Like me. #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #tuxedocat #catFriday #boxingday2025
Someone wants to say Felix Navy Dads #asymmetricaudrey #christmas2025 #peaceandlove #catWednesday #castsofbluesky
It's nearly whatmas...? #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #caturday #catsaturday #christmas2025 #gollygosh
Vet - you should think about getting a toothbrush for your cat. Me - it's hard enough convincing her to use the catflap I don't think she's going to brush her teeth... #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday #weebugger #PamAyers
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Audrey took to hanging out up there - warm I guess - so we thought we may as well give her a cushion. #caturday #catlife #castsofbluesky #asymmetricaudrey #weebugger
I has sunshine, where is my lollipops and rainbows? They do chicken lollipops yes... #asymmetricaudrey #ItsASunnyDay #castsofbluesky #catSunday #lollipops #rainbows
I is too beautiful for this house. Perhaps I runs away and joins beauty pagent circuit, or becomes influencer selling snakes oil... #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catFriday #TFIFriday #tuxedocat #blueskycat #snakeoil
What? If I not supposed to sleep on top of fridgefreezering why is it warmest place in kitchen on chilly, chilly nights? I is floofy not stoopid... #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catThursday #weebugger #tuxedocat #gorgeous
Won't sleep in her bed, oh no. Will sleep in the middle of the floor using her Catit track as a pillow, tho. Of course! #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catWednesday #weebugger #CatitSuperSenses #tuxedocat #gorgeous ❤️
My definition, not her's. #asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catMonday #weebugger #BoxOfLies